Boy, this was bad.


Embarassingly bad.

I haven't read the books, or seen narnia movies, or stardust, I didn't know this was sorta famous or anything. If you are asking, I'm film and media student from Spain, so english literature is not really our thing. Also don't know about how it made in cinemas. For what I'm reading, this seems like a harry potter film, very expected, from famous author, or whatever. Yet I was surprised by the cast and vfx so I sit through the film.

I don't usually walk out of films, we've made some shorts, and not very proud of them, even. So I DO KNOW and DO STAND to watch subpar films without panic. But, man... This was unbearable. Before someone give me the "it was meant for kids" line, that's BS. I love labyrinth, dark crystal, hook, all pixar and even like most of harry potter (for what they are worth), and dozens of other movies alike.

The guy who made this didn't know anything abour framing, story-telling or editing. The only thing that would make this anyhow valuable are the vfx team, but they didn't save the movie.
The cast took their check and bought themselves a Ferrari. An this is not one of those parts that made Nicole Kidman new success era of this decade, but one of those "hey, I'm free today. Shall we make movie and get paid?"

I also don't usually go straight to IMDB to comment, only to check production facts, trivia, cast and such. I usually do after I watch every movie. Buy nobody seemed to comment on their liking of the FILM (no the book or story or anything else), I only read comments on a controversy I don't know/care.
I couldn't stand the girl, I didn't understand what was happening or why the girl talks or travels with an adult she just met - like 4 or 5 times in a row. If all this happened in that other world they were looking for, she had been murdered, raped and the murdered again. The scene with her sitting with the compass in the harbor, when an old man with white air and moustache just comes out of nowhere, it's just weird. I thought he was going to offer her candy and then show his penis.

This thing really seemed direct-to-dvd stuff, like literal translation to film of a half baked kid tale. I don't know the original material, right now I'm just amazed this movie is so expensive and has that full house cast. Yet it's no wonder why it made so poorly. I would be very angry if I had watched this on cinema. Whoever written this, and whoever directed it, needs to be shot down.

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Well, let's see. You're a film student, English literature isn't your thing and you walked out of this movie. Oh yeah, you couldn't stand the little girl. Maybe you were wishing and fantasizing it would've been the kind of porn movie you'd like to make, because descent movies that the whole family can enjoy aren't your thing. Guess you're used to the crap that's been coming out of Europe, getting Cannes and Sundance awards for displaying hardcore porn in mainstream movies. Maybe just stay away from anything recommended for all ages that doesn't feature vulgarism in ever other sentence, perv.

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... cry me a river, kid.

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I agree, this movie was appalling in all aspects, and as someone who has read all of the books I can honestly say that this is best avoided. It lacks any of the excitement of the books, I myself am not a fan of CG and think that it is in no way an adequate substitute for costume and puppetry, it looks fake! Its not even a good 'kids' movie. That girl btw is a horrible actress, and her 'cockney' (read the books if you were unaware) was taken straight from the Dick Van Dyke book of accents. Im angry that this abomination of a movie has successfully killed the franchise, but considering how bad it was then maybe thats a good thing right?

Oh and the amount of ridiculous comments about alberto-ferrermorant just show how ignorant the majority of people are who defend this movie, it speaks volumes let me tell you. Keep making movies it only gets better except if you are in the Hollywood business.

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Sorry for this....

But, never having experienced anything makes you the expert on everything?

At least you divide your garbage into paragraphs, which is more than most trolling nuts do.

Thanks for that.

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Incomprehensebly bad.

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