dracula 4000

ok lol
I think he would be awakened by a few stupid people who wanted him as their leader and as their god because the world is ruined and in this post-apocalyptic future there are too many people and they need to be killed lol

they still wouldn't have improved upon the basic wheelchair

Based on the general rule that each sequal is slightly worse and has a slightly lower budget than its predecessor, I surmise that Dracula 4000 would be directed by a drug-addled hamster on a budget of $5.00, and filmed in somebody's mum's basement. However it would never be released, because the end result would suck so much that it would actually create a black hole, which would swallow up both the film itself and all associated with it.

- Back to your bridge, you evil troll. You have no powers here! -

Potential Cast for Dracula 4000.

Bridgite Neilsen
Ron Jermey
Corey Feldman
The Brat
Don the dragon Wilson.

and just about everybody who has been on surreal life.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

it would so be a porno. vampire chicks OR vampire dudes on a spaceship that have vampire teeth on their knobs so when they wan to 'infect' a chick that need to *beep* them. they would need to be in a chick only situation tho. the play boy spaceship or something.

after the explosion at the end of dracula 3000, dracula's exploded particles reform in space as a bat and the bat flies to earth. on earth, dracula battles another van helsing descendent. they fight through scenes with wheelchairs made in the 1960s, VHS vcr's, tube tv's, plastic cd racks filled with cds, and headsets from 1990s cell phones. just like in dracula 3000...

A thousand years later they may possibly... just possibly... Have electric wheelchairs. Futuristic gravity defying hoverchairs are at least 10000 years away though.

Of course, the method to make paralyzed men walk again won't be invented in this universes lifetime, that comes in the next few.

If it's going to be made I'm quite sure the end credits will look like this:
Written, directed, produced and edited by Uwe Boll.