Favorite movie quote's


hey just wonder what ppls favourite quote's are from the movie!!!
I Personally love "Nobody makes me bleed my own " -classic lol

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I absoloutely loved 'Well isn't that convenient for you...AND THE CLOCK'

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One of my favorites is "Donde esta la biblioteca, Pedro?" For one, the out-of-nowhere Spanish caught me off-guard, and Stiller's delivery was hilarious. Plus, it means, "Where is the library, Pedro?" which makes absolutely no sense. XD

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you ready for the HURRICANE!!!

Youve already met my fitness consigliere MeeShell

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Some of mine are.... sorry, I don't have all the wording correct, but I tried....

"Here at Globo Gym we're better than you, and we know it!"

(Justin raises his hand)
Patches: "Queerbag!!"
Justin: "What?.. oh, umm, shouldn't we learn by like dodging stuff first?"
Patches: "That's what this sack of wrenches is for...."
Justin: "What?"
(Patches throws a wrench at Justin, and Justin lays there in agony, lol)

Peter: "Oh hey White, I didn't think that Nazi camp let out until eight, did you decide to skip arts and crafts?"
White: "Yes I did."

Lance Armstrong: "Quit? You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer, all at the same time. But with the love and support of my friends and family, I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times in a row. But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit."

Patches: "I aint crazy and I aint a guy!!"

Cotton: "In 23 years of broadcasting I thought I'd seen it all folks, but it looks like Peter La'Fleur has actually blindfolded himself."
Pepper: "He will not be able to see very well, Cotton..."
(Cotton looks at Pepper and shakes his head)

White: "Cram it up your cramhole La'fleur!!"

White: "Yeah, that's me White. W-H-I-T...... E."

Gordon: "L for Love!!!"

White: *beep* Chuck Norris..."

Patches: "It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob!!"

Cotton: "And the Average Joe's beat the German's in a *shocking* upset."
Pepper: "I feel *shocked*."

Peter: "You're adopted, your parents don't even love you!"

Cotton McKnight: "I'm being told that Average Joe's does not have enough players and will be forfeiting the championship match."
Pepper Brooks: "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."

White: "Suck failure, freaks!"

Cotton: "It looks like the clock is about to strike midnight on this Cinderella story, turning Average Joe's into the proverbial pumpkin."
Pepper: "I sure do like pumpkins, Cotton."

Pepper: "Effin A Cotton, effin A.."

Cotton: "Average Joe's has a tough job, facing the Lumberjacks. These woodsmen probably haven't even smelled a woman in eight months."
Pepper: "They must masturbate a lot Cotton."

Cotton: "We haven't seen Average Joe's yet. They haven't made it to the court. It could be a psychological ploy, or something worse."
Pepper: "They're definitely not on the court, Cotton. Their absence is noticeable."

Pepper: "Ouchtown. Population you bro!!!"

Pepper: "They better chiggity check themselves before they wreck themselves."


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Had to comment on this one. It cracks me up. books-a-million has biblioteca t-shirt. !

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Mine:

White Goodman: [a hyper-obese White watches the commercial for Average Joe's before turning off the TV in disgust] Spare me... I won that tournament... *beep* Chuck Norris!


Prostitute: What the *beep* are you doing?
Johnny: I'm gonna kill a bunch of people.

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Justin: "Gordon, where do you go when your wife changes the locks?"

Gordon: "Average Joe's"

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Dwight: I hope he falls off the roller coaster and breaks every bone in his body.
Kate Veatch: Nice Dwight.
Dwight: Hey I'm just sayin' it happens. My cousin Ray-Ray, boop, dead

AJS .. RLS .. KS ♥

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Cotton: "I've been to the Great Wall of China. I've seen the pyramids of Egypt. I've witnessed a grown man satisfy a camel"

LMFAO.

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"Come on, Kate. It's about time you put your mouth where our balls are."

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There's so many!!

My favorites are:

White Goodman: [a hyper-obese White watches the commercial for Average Joe's before turning off the TV in disgust] Spare me... I won that tournament... *beep* Chuck Norris!

Patches O'Houlihan: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?

Peter La Fleur: Look, White, I know that we've had our differences in the past...
White Goodman: Differences? Is that what you call sleeping with three of my female trainers?
Peter La Fleur: That was one night.
White Goodman: Or what about that strip-o-gram you sent me for the Globo Gym one year anniversary?
Peter La Fleur: The stripper was meant to be congratulatory.
White Goodman: It was also a man!

Steve the Pirate: Steve's gotta go drain the sea-monster.

Peter La Fleur: You had me at blood and semen.

And my 3 All Time Favorites:

Cotton McKnight: It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian.

Patches O'Houlihan: I've got some hookers in my room. What do you say we go celebrate? My treat.
Peter La Fleur: No, thanks I'll just stick with the scarf, but thank you.
Patches O'Houlihan: Suit yourself, queer.

Patches O'Houlihan: Tomorrow, we're gonna pecker-slap those Globo-Gym bastards!

I try to work these into conversation anytime I can.



I almost numchucked you, you don't even realize!

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You ready for the.... hurricane?

YEAH! WOO! Bring it on, baby! Can't stop this!

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Still love "meet my team - Blade.....Lazer......Blazer"

Help me, Clarence. Get me back. Get me back. I don't care what happens to me.

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"I don't know how they can play in diapers, Cotton. I never could." - Jason Bateman as Pepper Brooks

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