I didn't particularly care for this movie, but there were some lines that had me laughing hystarically. Unfortunately, all I can seem to remember is when Steve Zahn bangs that stripper while describing chemical changes in the brain. Can anyone help me out with some others?
shareI would drink warm saki out of her *beep* in front of my grandmother.
shareI was flipping through the channels a few nights ago and saw this movie on. It was at the end of the movie. One line that I thought was hilarious was the way Matt Dillion said to his co-worker at the bank, "I'm hanging by a *beep* thread over the abyss but other than that, I'M OKAY!"
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Our favor it is "Hey, will ya check out the fart locker on that chic" , as one of the hookers in the bar walks past their table!
I have to agree about this movie, it wasn't that great as a whole, but the small parts that mad you laugh, mad you laugh until you cried!!! Good stuff!!
When the three guys are in the sauna:
David : Jack, you know Eric's gay.
Jack: Ya, he's here, he's queer, I'm used to it. I have no problems with queers.
Eric: Well, the community is going to be so thrilled to hear that, Jack.
Jack: I mean it! I mean, sucking dick, when chicks do it, I not only applaud, I want to watch it. I got, I got three-hour pornos with nothing but wall-to-wall ball to jaw. But when I think about chowing down on some other guys' wrinkled Mr. Lincoln...
Eric: Jack, are you a cartoon character? I mean, does someone come to your house every morning and draw you on an easel?
Then Eric says he's gonna leave to grab a bite and he's all pissed with Jack.
Then Jack says:
>Yeah, I think I've talked so much 'bout cock that you've gotten hungry!
LOL!
the line is actually, "all this ball talk made you work up an appetite"
(SEMI SPOILER)
another line i like, in retrospect, is at the engagement party, when matt dillon's character says to wendy, "are you nervous?" and she replies, "i'm just the maid of honor. you're the one taking a bullet."
Steve Zahn:"Do you watch figure skating? I'm not too into sushi, but that Michelle Kwan. I'd suck sake out of her ass in front of my grandmother."----
Matt Dillon: "You just gave a dead woman's bracelet to an 18 year old stripper who you're going to *beep* in the parking lot while you snort crank off a hunting knife?"
Steve Zahn: "Your point being?"
Jack: Well, congratu-fu*kin'-lations. It's about time. I woulda bludgeoned someone to death with a "Have a Nice Day" paperweight after two days in that Stepford Wives freakshow bankfu*ks, in their Books Brothers suits, YEEEEAHHH, danglin' people by the balls, suckin' down mo-cha la-ttes, thinkin they're better than the workin' man like me, whisperin behind my back? Who needs that, man!? They don't deserve the steam off your piss!
David: Are you smoking crack?
Jack: No, not right now. Why, do I sound all over the place?----
Jack: You walk in there and tell your boss to take tommorrow's workday and shove it up his dick!
David: I don't even know what that means.
Jack: HE'LL FU*KIN' KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!
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Kind of stupid really, but my favourite part was when Jack came. "YEEEAAAAAHHH" freakin hilarious.
share"You tell that *beep*-stick boss of yours to take tomorrow's workday and shove it up his DICK!"
"I have no idea what that means."
"He'll *beep*ing know what it means!"