1. There's no such thing as nothing.
2. Everything is the same, even if it's different.
I don't do too much talking these days
Don't piss off the guy that wrote and directed the movie.... because he'll throw props around and at random stagies
share51. Coincidences are not always meaningful
52. Looking for answers with detectives can start with a maze and end with you sitting in a rock beating yourself up with a ball while they glaze at you
53. Do not, ever, breastfeed from a man
54. When jumping into a car to secretly spy at someone, make sure that person is eating a sandwich first
55. There is no spoon, just the blanket
56. The joke is on the pretty girls.
57. Tippi Hedren still looks fantastic, but she'll slap you if you mess with her...so will Shania Twain.
58. Jude Law is taller than everybody but the African Guy.
59. Marky Mark loves to dance.
share60.Watching Jason's ass while he *beep* in the mud is the sexiest thing on earth.
share61. You can not beat the Omega-man level
62. How am I not myself?
63. Huckabees IS the everything store.
64. Jude Law does not care about the marsh.
65. Mall security cops do not appreciate trees being planted in the street.
66. People love free t-shirts!
67. Sign your bike out!
68. Having Sex in the mud is fun!
69. Christians love raping the earth for Petroleum.
70. Dawn loves her seven minutes of heaven.
71. Jesus is never mad with us if we live with him in our hearts.
71. I only wrote frowning to rhyme with drowning!
72. on a good mom's list of priorities, serving coffee to a stranger is more important than comforting your son about his dead cat.
73. ...there is no rabbit in the oven.
74. Stay away from his work situation!
"All this wishing I was dead is getting old; it's getting old, it goes on, but it's old."
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75. Buddha is cool, but don't forget Nietzsche.
76. French women aren't that pretty.
77. Life is a big pile of sh**, and you should enjoy it.
78. If there are 2 extreme possibilities, choose staying in the middle.
>>70. Dawn loves her seven minutes of heaven.<<
Eight minutes of heaven!
79. He pushed him, that's funny!
80. No it's not!
On the run from Johnny Law...Ain't no trip to Cleveland.
81> ...that Albert has transcended space and time
82> ...err nevermind
83> ...well, space, not time
84> Albert has no idea what you're talking about
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88) Mommy doesn't ask because mommy doesn't care!
If you think the queues are long here you should see the ones at the free clinic.
89. Taking a Sudanese refugee into your home > understanding how Sudanese civil war came about
90. Listening to old Spanish ladies singing about locust bread and rabbits in the oven is exasperating when you just want to talk about petroleum
91. When you're trying to find yourself, dress like an Amish bag lady
92. That being "orphaned by indifference" (ignored by your parents) is the same as having your family killed in a brutal civil war.
share92. We can just be ourselves, jet skiing, whatever.
share94)The timer is all f 'ed up.
95)Shania has no song for you.
96)You need A LOT of lemons handy for drinks at "Mancala hour".
97)Brad is a pretty good older brother.
98)Marty is going to hate Dawn's commercials.
99) Although you might ride a bike, sometimes you need to take the bus.
100) How can the center be everywhere if the....???
for 100 the quote is "the center is everywhere and the circumference is nowhere" lol
sharewell done.
share101. Even if we escape reality into a state of pure being, the reality of human drama always pulls us back.
share102: If ur a firefighter and u reachthe fire before ur mates? Tease them on the radio while singing, "I'm at the fire, I'm at the fire, I'm at the fire, I'm at the fire, its what I like."
:p
"hahahahahaha hehe hoho he ho he haha he ha ho!!! And I thought My jokes were bad"
-The JOKER
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103. Preperation level indicate stress so it's best to sniff blouses to determine if someone is stressed.
104. White males waiting to see existential detectives do not want to sit next to a black man.
105. Everything you could ever want or be you already have and are.
106. There isn't an atom in your body that wasn't forged in the furnace of the sun.
Have u ever transcended space & time? Yes. No. Uh time, not space. No, I dont knw wht ur talkng abt
107. Caitlin doesn't want the children to work in factories!
Have u ever transcended space & time? Yes. No. Uh time, not space. No, I dont knw wht ur talkng abt
108. People only ask themselves deep questions when something really bad happens, and then they forget all about it after.
Have u ever transcended space & time? Yes. No. Uh time, not space. No, I dont knw wht ur talkng abt
109. No one finds it odd that a kid in the front yard has a full beard and mustache.
110. Nothing and Everything happens when you stand in a meadow at dusk.
Have u ever transcended space & time? Yes. No. Uh time, not space. No, I dont knw wht ur talkng abt
111. Caterine Vauban's full of *beep*
112. Caterine never leaves Paris.
113. The cat was killed by curiosity.
114. Brad. Brad. Brad. It's all Brad, Brad.
Well what are the use of my brains if I'm tied up with a dumb cluck like you?