i hate huckabees


i have tried several times to like/understand this movie. I don't, I can't and never will. I have liked some many in the same sort of genre (well I believe they're the same sort of genre) - Donnie Darko, You Me and Everyone We Know, American Beauty. But this one just seems to be arthouse wankiness that has no substance or entertainment value. Stories must be interesting and this one is poorly told, confusing, and every character is completely dispicable and uncharismatic.

Just my opinion though :0p

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OP is 100% right.

I CAN'T *beep* STAND WHEN PEOPLE SAY "IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE THEN YOU LIKE TRADITIONAL HOLLYWOOD CRAP AND CAN'T APPRECIATE A THINKING MAN'S FILM YADA YADA YADA YADA YADA GO *beep* YOURSELF"

Movies in my collection include:
-Synechdoche, New York
-Eternal Sunshine
-Science of Sleep
-Stay
-Squid and the Whale
-Winter Passing
-500 Days of Summer
-Charlie Wilson's War
-I'm not There
-Let the Right One in
-Memento
-Pi
-You Me and Everyone We Know
-Imaginary Heroes

The list goes on. I have an extensive collection with even Transformers and Nick Cage movies, which is to say that, yes, even I like big explosions sometimes. But this is not at "artsy" or "arthouse" film. the fact is: THIS MOVIE SUCKS.
It's confusing.
It doesn't develop.
If you're not in the one percentile of people who have read every book regarding the subject matter discussed in this film you're not going to understand it.

So please. Before calling people "dumb" or "simple minded" because they do not get this un-gettable movie, take a second. Go look in the mirror. Repeat after me:

"I am a *beep* idiot"

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How can you compare masterpiece like American Beauty with this piece of cr**p or that senseless movie called Donnie Darko?

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My lord....all this talk about a comedy.

If you understand what they are talking about, you get how silly they are acting and how ridiculous this entire movie is SUPPOSED to be. its a parody. It's not a serious art film....its a damn comedy. I watched this with several different friends and we all laughed our asses off.

If you think this movie is bad and boring, you my friend don't get the joke.

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Agree with cazba, this movie cracks me up. Mark Wahlberg's emotional rants are hilarious and it's intentionally pretentious.

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cazba:

I picked up on that it was a comedy immediately. For some reason I just didn't find it funny. The quirky behaviors and the pretentious philosophical statements merely annoyed me even when taken as a joke.

I'm an atheist and my entire life I've questioned most of what was brought up and was supposed to be enlightening/comical. I've come up with these questions entirely on my own volition so seeing them in a movie where they were either supposed to be an epiphany creating statement and/or being made fun of was simply irritating. It was like they were preaching kindergarten based existentialism while I (possibly arrogantly) feel like I'm at least a self-taught sophomore.

I think another problem I had is every character came across as stupid to me. The fact that they needed someone to try and explain incredibly basic concepts to them at the age of 30+ made them unrelatable. Also the teachers came across as stupid as well. Pulling a random line out of my butt: "You can't see electricity can you? You can't see radio waves, but you accept them." Yes you can see electricity, you can make a 10,000v arc pretty easily, hell go look at your grill the next time you ignite it. Also you very much can see radio waves, light itself is a radio wave, our eyes only see a small spectrum of the electromagnetic field, but you can see it.

It was a bunch of ignorant people explaining rudimentary concepts while believing they are being enlightening which makes them incredibly pretentious. Wrapping it up in quirky behaviors to say "it's okay that we did all of this because hey! it's a comedy!"

Would you mind explaining what you found funny?

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Jesus christ dude, really?

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You CANNOT compare this American Beauty. That said. I dont *hate* huckabees

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