Amazed this isn't already on here, unless I've gone blind, but here's my two best:
Alex: Darn you! Darn you all to heck!
Mort: Compared to how much I love him, you hate him
Anyone care to add?
"Wait till they get a load of me!"
There are many lovable quotes in this movie.
So many, in fact, that I could not possibly write down all of my favorites in a single post.
A few that randomly come to mind that are favorites either because of the way they are delivered or how hilarious they are on their own are:
"Oh, sugar, honey, iced tea!"
"Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave."
"If you have any poo, fling it now."
"I'm steak! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!"
"I am robot king of the monkey things."
"Just where are you giants from?
We're from New York, and-
All hail, the New York Giants!"
I'd rather be disemboweled with a toothbrush.
I heard Tom Wolfe is speaking at Lincoln Center today. (Pause for signed response) Well of course we're going to throw poo on him!
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