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White people immune to gatling guns?


I gotta get me some white genes, so I can be impermeable to bullets.

Or wait, maybe it was just cheap writing. My bad, hard to tell when the whole movie is like that.

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this post is so 2013-14...Retarded !!!

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Hehe :)

Glad I'm not the only one bothered by it. Even talked about it in my review of the movie, though judging by the dislikes it's gotten, I may have angered some fans.

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It`s not about fans. It`s about people reacting to stupidity and inserting race into every possible conversation whether it`s relevant or not. And here it isn`t relevant, which all the non-morons understand immediately.

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Tom Cruise is the white savior in this movie therefore he cannot die.

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Exactly!

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Don't do it. You may be immune to bullets, but you're a sucker for blaster bolts.

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No, the bullets were racist and wouldn't have been caught dead lodging themselves in any white man's body. True story.


I can't imagine why.

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He was the white saviour, only he could survive and tell the emperor and the audience the lesson he learned. It couldn't have been the asian man, duh!

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In order for him to have been a white savior, he would have had to have saved someone. Which he did do, in saving Katsumotos life, though Katsumoto also saved his life as well. At the end of the film though, he really did not save... well anyone really. Katsumoto was the man who sent the message, nothing more. He did not save the Samurai either.

"From a phylogenetic perspective, we are all fish!"

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This is why the movie gets a 3 from me. It'snot because he's white. It's because he's Tom Cruise.

Shot 6 times. .50 Cal Survives. FFS.

Shinjinrareinai!

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