Waste of time, money, and intelligence. - Jackass: The Movie (2002) Discussion

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[–] jobesjo 17 years ago

That's a pretty funny post. You calling them retarded when you spelled most of the words in your post wrong. I feel bad for you, you can't appreciate this kind of humor like a lot of people can, it's sad...

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[–] jobesjo 17 years ago

"Actually... he didn't."

Well it's obvious he didn't spell the majority of the words in his comment wrong. "Most of" was an exaggeration, he spelled Knoxville wrong, breeding wrong, and used the word "there" three times when it was supposed to be their. I was just getting my point across and I did exactly how I wanted.

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[–] simpleandcleanuh 17 years ago

Except (jobesjo) you were wrong.

Incorrect spelling is where a word has different letters in, out, or in place of it than the accepted spelling. Like spelling "Essential" "Essenshal" or whatever.

Incorrect grammar is where you do not have proper sentence structure, conjugations, or titles correctly placed and used. For instance, "their goes one ugly packa gurlz." Where "There goes one ugly pack of girls." is the correct usage.

As for crlorentzen misspelling "Knoxville," I can understand the misspelling. If you sound it out, it does sound like it would be spelled "Knocksville" and for someone who maybe hasn't been there, or seen it spelled, it's a perfectly acceptable mistake.

Besides, two spelling mistakes are hardly "Most of" like you said. And "there" "their" and "they're" can be pretty tricky, as they are both homophones (words that sound the same but may have a different spelling or meaning).

Anyway, I agree with crlorentzen. This movie was just a bunch of, as they call themselves, Jackasses doing idiotic stunts involving feces and their genitals for fun.

Except it really shouldn't have been funny to any being who isn't a thirteen year old boy. The fact that these grown men have nothing better to do than this is shameful.

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[–] jobesjo 17 years ago

lol are you serious? OK fine not misspellings, grammar errors. Does that make you happy? As for grown men having nothing better to do I'm 17. It doesn't matter what you think, anyone can find this movie funny if they want. Have fun with your grammar perfection skills.

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[–] brujomafufo 16 years ago

can someone please remove simpleandcleanuh`s stick from his ass

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[–] talbotjustin 17 years ago

the word is SPELT - not SPELLED....hypocrit!!

- Bring back the 80's movies!

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[–] nikkilovestom5 17 years ago

i love them i wanna be a jackass when im older itd be awsome

Jan 21 ill officialy be a teenager 13!!

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[–] bentalk 16 years ago

Funny movie, but people here are funnier.
"Spelt not Spelled" - duh. Spelled is correct, just like with "dreamed" and "dreamt".

As you learn English, you should learn that the final sound for word endings changes sometimes - file/filed has a 'd' sound, but missed has a 't' ending.

For Americans, it's generally important to spell phonetically, because they don't learn to read and write properly, instead they argue like Jackasses about which correct spelling is correct. Spelt and Dreamt are alternative forms suitable for people who can't spell 'spelled and dreamed'.

Just for the record, Hypocrite CANNOT be spelled 'hypocrit'.

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[–] ghostly_host 15 years ago

talbotjustin - "the word is SPELT - not SPELLED....hypocrit!! "
ahahahha the amount of spelling fail in this thread is hilarious...it's spelled "hypocrite"

"But...you're not a fish Mr. Spock"

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[–] ddddeadpool 17 years ago

Man youre right. Its just NOT funny. I dont get it.Am i stupid? Maybe.

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[–] tober138 17 years ago

I once watched about 15 minutes of Jackass on TV, thought it was stupid and never watched the show again. I ended up seeing the movie recently at a friend's house - they put it on and I was just there - I ended up laughing my ass off.

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[–] ridgerunner72160 17 years ago

I agree with crlorentzen. I wasted an hour and a half watching this garbage. I guess immature teenagers would like this, but to me it's pathetic.

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[–] deadlysharkww 17 years ago

jackass is the best. It's not a waste of time. I have all the movies and the tv show box set. And I have a life. So jackass is the *beep*

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[–] jci72 16 years ago

That would [u]probably[/u] be your own fault, considering it is a movie marketed towards teenagers, teenage boys specifically. If you're not in that demographic, you should have known better before you watched it. No wonder you didn't like it, you brought it upon yourself.

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[–] jtgrogan 17 years ago

cut the critic act and shut up. if you don't like a movie then don't watch it, and don't criticize the people who do like it. i don't like people who insult and bash other people's hard work. btw, no one cares what you think. *beep*.

The mirror doesn't look like them, I guess it never will...

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[–] HowIMetYourHobo 17 years ago

Yeah call him a *beep* for stating his opinion.
I forgot this was a Love-Jackass-Or....-Off board, not a message board where anyone can say their opinion.

"I'll be good, I sweaar!"
TheNewHobo

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[–] jtgrogan 17 years ago

I'm just saying, why even come here if you're just going to bash it?

The mirror doesn't look like them, I guess it never will...

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[–] HowIMetYourHobo 17 years ago

"Discussion Board."

I'll be off then having explained the extremely difficult problem.

"I'll be good, I sweaar!"
TheNewHobo

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[–] zakk_wyldes_black_label_ 17 years ago

I'd love to torture the jackass crew, and after watching 24 i have lots of ideas...if they like pain so much let's see how they like a wet towel shoved down their throats, all the way to their stomachs, then leave it there untill their stomachs start to digest it...then rip the towels out, bringing their stomach lining with it.

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[–] Rasputin_Phoenix 17 years ago

"I'd love to torture the jackass crew, and after watching 24 i have lots of ideas...if they like pain so much let's see how they like a wet towel shoved down their throats, all the way to their stomachs, then leave it there untill their stomachs start to digest it...then rip the towels out, bringing their stomach lining with it."

you are so much more mature and cool than the Jackass people...

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[–] xxHaloxxChickxx 17 years ago

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"This is how the world ends" -Halo 3

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[–] skfailure 17 years ago

To be fair you just dont like it.

fair enough if you say you think it's bad but you cant tell people it's bad. i think most of their stuff is bloody hilarious and i love knoxville, he's a legend.

to be honest i think you're just a complete bore.

if it's that bad, why do so many people love it?

Can't we all smoke bud and chill?

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[–] Buzzzaw 17 years ago

I do love ugly jokes, nudity and extreme humor, the way BORAT does...but this (jackass) stupid, repulsive kind of humor is very disappointing

They (producers, crew and stunts) may think this kind of humor is good, but I personally think they´re wrong.

drinking urine, shi-tting before the camera, etc...it may be good as a 1/2 hour just-for-fans MTV late show...but making a movie of it?....please, come on!

what I love from Borat is that he makes fun from setting a story and involving a character on it, very well done (full brain!!!!!)
Jackass is brainless, it makes stupidity from stupidity showing untalented people on empty, brainless situations.

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[–] skfailure 17 years ago

whatever, thats what you think. you cant tell people that thats the way it is because i know quite a few intelligent people who like jackass. if you dont like it that's fair enough, but you cant call slate the fans like that.

theres nothing to stop them making a movie of it anyway, they have the audience, they have the money and they have the crew. Why not make a movie from it?

one of the reasons i like jackass is because the characters lack sense. they arent completely stuipid because they come up with the skets themselves and they know exactly what equipment theyre going to need, some of them are highly skilled in their own way, for example, some of them are pro skaters, some of them are professional stuntmen such as steve-o, bam magera is also a director so really they arent as useless as people, and especially you, make them out to be.

i didnt like borat, there was one or two funny bits and thats it. well in my opinion anyway, fair play if you like it but i thought it was quite boring.

Can't we all smoke bud and chill?

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[–] allison-kassinger 14 years ago

Why is everyone getting so worked up about this?

If you like it, you like it.

If you don't, then you don't.

Personally, I love anything Jackass related...and I don't really care what anyone else has to say about it.

And nobody else should really care either.

Just relax. Breathe. Don't get so upset over a movie. It's not the end of the world.

(:

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[–] Cademan 17 years ago

What intelligence?

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[–] rjameshhall666 17 years ago

Well said.

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[–] skfailure 17 years ago

Well they must have some intelligence to know what will make thousands, even millions of people laugh themselves to creases.

Theres gotta be something there.

Can't we all smoke bud and chill?

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