I can't believe no-one has started a quotes page on this movie which is full of great one-liners!
for a start:
Jack N: i need you to retard your anger
Adam S: its retarded...., i'm retarded.
or something amongst those lines...
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You don't your girlfriend hanging around someone that can satisfy a blue whale!
lol...
Dave: "I feel charming, oh so charming, it's alarming how charming I feel. And so pretty, that I hardly can believe I'm real."
Dr. Rydell "La-la-la-la-la la la la laaaaaa!"
Motorist: "BURN IN HELL!!!"
"So, my boss, he was talking to me about how many sick days I've taken. And I was like, ya know, don't go there, ya know. But he kept on about wanting to see some kind of a doctor's note or something. And I said look, I'm seriously serious, you don't wanna go there. But he kept talking and talking, being such a nag. And then I, I just blacked out. I blacked out. Then when I woke up I was standing over him, and I was screaming I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO THERE!!"
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