funniest part of the movie!!1...
was when adam sandler was saying & see this? you can put your weed in here!! haha that was THE best part of the movie! so now all my friends & me say this is my purse, you can put weed in it! lol
sharewas when adam sandler was saying & see this? you can put your weed in here!! haha that was THE best part of the movie! so now all my friends & me say this is my purse, you can put weed in it! lol
share"You think you're so cool because you can pee with your penis!" That's my favorite part. Also, "Ling-Ling, you forgot your bling bling" That chinese woman was PRICELESS!
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She's Korean
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Yep! That lady was Jodi Long. She recently played the mom of Steve Byrne on Sullivan & Son. (show got cancelled. Damn network bozos!)
Interesting tidbit. Her accent is played upon. She does not really have one. Kind of like Fran Drescher and her nasaly voice. It is just something for acting parts.
You really want to see her in a fun role, watch Sullivan & Son! It was on TBS last year. Here is a link to the show. She plays the ultimate MOM on that show. Alison Janey has got nothing on her! http://watchseries.lt/serie/sullivan_and_son
three things i noticed, "intelligent"
1. you liked hot chick
2. you confuse chinese for korean
3. you liked hot chick
get a dictionary and look up that word until you understand what it means.
am i the only sane person left on this planet. there are intelligent comedies people. to quote jay sherman, "you keep seeing stupid movies, theyll keep making stupid movies." what is wrong with the world?
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This movie was funny buddy and if you dont think so im so sorry for you its your loss
shareI know this is an old post. But when has that ever stopped me, and why should I care?
There are three things I noticed about you, watcher_of_the_skies:
1. You think you're clever ... but you're really not;
2. You came onto this board for the sole purpose of bashing this movie, as well as its fans; and
3. You think you're clever ... but you're really not.
three things i noticed, "intelligent"
1. you liked hot chick
2. you confuse chinese for korean
3. you liked hot chick
get a dictionary and look up that word until you understand what it means.
am i the only sane person left on this planet. there are intelligent comedies people. to quote jay sherman, "you keep seeing stupid movies, theyll keep making stupid movies." what is wrong with the world?
i like it when the Asian mother says, *beep* pwease!"
and when Adam Sandler is all drumming, and the woman tells him to stop and he goes, "Ohh i'm sorry. i didn't even know you could hear that."
and the whole, you can put your weed in there scenario lolz
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
haha I love when he says "you think you're so cool coz you can pee with your penis!" and also "I better get to the little girls room before I soak my panties!" haha it cracks me up every time...
shareJessica: [on the phone to Billy after becoming a man] I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
Billy: Father Mulcahy?
Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
Jessica/Clive: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or barfing more?
Oh my god I forgot that line!!! All the parts with Billy and Rob together are priceless.
shareThe entire dance club portion of the movie had me in tears.
share"You put your weed in there" is a quote from a Saturday Night Live sketch that is probably about 10 years old now. It was actually really painful to watch Sandler do it since it wasn't anywhere near as funny or unexpected as it was originally. Oddly enough, it was Rob Schneider who delivered the line. Well, maybe not so oddly enough, since every Schneider/Sandler movie somehow makes a reference to everything they've ever done before. Here's a transcript of the sketch:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93aweed.phtml
-Mikey
The Pillow fight !!! LOL
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i found the funniest part the pillow fight espaecially when he smacks her into the wall and when he's in the boys changing room and he starts swearin at that guy, that guy is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo lush i couldn't believe it, i'm def gonna be lookin up his profile on here in a sec, he played a really sweet part. i actually almost cried at the end when they got 2gether.
shareOh an also the bit where he/she has a fight with that guy and starts scratchin like a cat.
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"Check out the buns on that guy! I'd grab those....."
"I wish they were women's breasts....I'd squeeze the hell outta 'em."
and, after stubbing his toe.
"AHHHH, MOTHER F*CK!!!!!!!!!!" The way he said it was hilarious.
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If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Absolutely the pillow fight! I don't think I've laughed that hard in a really really long time. I had tears in my eyes from laughing so hard.
shareYeah that part was pretty funny. XD
He's (she's) all acting stupid, lol. They go flying against the walls, I was all: O__o
this movie was sooo funni in general
but one of my fav lines r
lets write down all the people that hate jessica
you know what would be a shorter list all the people that like jessica
hahahahaahahahha
Funny parts in the movie:
-(Rob) You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your penis, get a new conditioner, your ends are toatlly split
-(Long-haired jock) [whimpers]
Another part:
-I have to go to the ladies room before I soak my panties
-[clears throat] by that I mean my girlfriends panties.. which i carry around with me.. to..pee in. What, you don't pee in your girlfriends panties, what kind of gay club is this. Look everyone, look at this guy.. not... peeing... in his... girlfriend's panties.
Another part:
(In the bathroom)
- um, excuse me, would you mind
- if you want to go to the shy guys.. then
-You're pretty good at that
- ok this digusting, wrinkly, gross... it's going all over the place
- It's good when you aim at something, like at that mint, you see that fly aim to it
- Thanks thats working
- Remember don't hold it to hard, you're the boss.
- Remember if you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.
Another part:
- um?
- what?
- do you really have a penis?
- April?
- What, its not everyday your best friend grows a penis
- Can I see it?
- April, what is wrong with you?
- you're right, i'm sorry... can I see it?
- ok fine!
- Nice!
- Nice!
- That's definetly top 5
- How many have you seen?
- 5, not including my little brothers
- you little tramp!!!
- ahhhh!!!!
Another part:
- hey, baby... i was wondering if you wanna meet or something
- too late, she's with me
-what?
- She says that my pee pee's bigger than your's... and that's if I fold it in half.
Another part:
- booger!!!!
- what are you doing wearing my bra?
- I wasn't waring you're bra, i was simply holding it against myself.
- is that my lipstick?
- [Smooches]
--(crying) Somebody sh*t in the locker.
shareMy favourite scenes are the ones with Keecia's Korean Mother. She is HYSTERICAL!!! "'L' to the 'I' to the 'N' to the 'G'". "You walk straight past Crazy Nail, no say Hi me". hahaa
I also laughed when the little brother (booger) is caught wearing his sister's lipstick. hehe
-Brando-
DAD : The only place this young lady is going, is home with me and my wife.
STRIP JOINT OWNER : What kind of a place do you think i'm running here, buddy?
HAHAHA!!
TEACHER: Now, I'm returning your papers on the Salem Witch Trials. I'm sad to report that Eden here got the only A.
JESSICA: That's not fair. She's the only one who was actually there.
EDEN: (evil chant) Hexum maleficium spiritum sanctum nostradumus!
and
EDEN: Most of it's rituals involve a chicken
HILDENBURG: That sounds delicious. Uh, i mean interesting.
-Brando-
At first i didn't get it, but come to think of it...
when that girl was drag down at the mall for stealing, then the man seez "let's go winona"
Ilove every adam sandler parts in here the drumming
pillow fight was funny indeed, but i'd choose falling hit & bang at the stadium.
_-you don't talk, maybe never...ever!!!
Watt-czzhiii!
I like when they're interviewing the guy who was beat up and he says,"dont worry I got some shots in". Then they show him getting beat up, crying and without a punch.
I love HP
I wish he had breasts, Id squeeze the hell out of them. And maybe cook some steak on them too!
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