100 things we learned from XXX
1. Probally not a great idea to have sex with a Russian prostitute. Shes gotta have at least 3 or 4 STD's
2. During a avalanche look to jump for the closest atenna. You will be safe than.
3. When trying to escape Colombian Drug lords, Do tricks on the dirtbike to avoid bullets.
4. Quiting smoking not only saves you from cancer but heat seeking missiles.
5. When working for Russian terrorists. You might want to keep an eye on them and not be getting drunk after you hand them the controls to the chemical bomb.