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How different is the reboot going to be?


I am guessing they will update the production to fit the 2024 societal climate and standards. What things do you expect to change?

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Harry will be gay and Hermoine will be a boy in a dress with everyone pretending he is a girl. They will be the bravest.
And straight characters will of course be the villains or cowards.

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Dumbledore will be very openly gay.

Harry, Ron, or Hermione will be played by POC or trans actors

Hogwarts professors will be mostly POC

No one will make fun of Luna because that would be bullying

Muggle Studies will not exist at Hogwarts because every student will have a cellphone and listen to modern music

Voldemort will be a misunderstood, sympathetic character

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> Voldemort will be a misunderstood, sympathetic character

I'd love this. And just exploring his lost years more in general.

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Yes, it would not be his own fault that he killed people.

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And in every single room/scene, 75% of the talking will be from females, natural or trans.

In every room there will be a mixture of black, white, female and gay. Just like in real life everywhere.

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Please tell me the talk of a reboot is a joke.

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No, it is well known. How were you not aware?

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It will be over quickly, because the students and faculty should never be armed with wands and Hogwarts will be a wand free zone. The Defense Against the Dark Arts class will be replaced with the Defeat Them With Love class.

Voldy will infiltrate the school, do what he wants, take what he wants, while the Ministry Guards and Aurors remain outside preventing parents from going in and trying to save their own children.

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