Really Dirty Hidden Joke


Now, I know not all people who saw the movie would have caught this joke, but it was very dirty, I thought...

Austin: You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.

I didn't catch it when I first saw the movie, either, because you do have to kind of think about it.

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"I get the master debater (masturbater) but what's with the cunning linguist? I guess I'm not immature enough. Damn."

Actually, it probably means that you're too immature considering that cunninglingus is a technical term. That or you're a gay man.

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Cunning linguist = cunnilingus
Cunnilingus is oral sex - going down on a woman.

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Wikipedia's explanation is funny - they deliberately avoid using terms like 'man' and 'woman'..

"Cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed by a person on the vulva or vagina of another person. "

Yeah, VAGINA OF A PERSON! Haha... that explanation is funnier than this whole movie.

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if u didnt catch that ur an idiot. In Australia that one of the oldest jokes.

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Depends on culture and language.
I didn't pay much attention to it before now

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It's remarkable how it never fails - someone calling someone else an 'idiot', 'moron', 'stupid' or otherwise insulting their intelligence or mental capabilities, invariably shows their own faults in that specific area immediately.

Sentences begin with a capital letter.

Someone tallking about 'idiots' shouldn't try to shorten already small words, like 'you' (doesn't make you look smart, now, does it?).

The jackpot of stupidity, though, is using 'ur' instead of 'u're' (or how about bothering to type the whole 'you're'?).

So you are saying "your an idiot", which means "something you possess an idiot".

Does this make sense to you as expressed by someone with exceptionally high I.Q.? So you are very intelligent, and that gives you the right to call other people idiots for simply not being aware of some tired Australian puns, but you still can't type a coherent sentence correctly.

Riiiiiight.

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the joke was obvious..he laughs pretty hard himself right after he says it.

-I wonder, did your friend smile at his own death?
-You must know. He was your father.

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ROFL! That joke was obvious I thought.

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It wasn't very hidden to be honest.

I just want my ration of common humanity!

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those jokes are in one of the Pierce Brosnan James Bonds and also in Woody Allen's film Zelig

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hahaha i just now noticed it haha

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No, I didn't notice this. That's really funny.

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cunnylingus is like licking carpet

Coffee makes me a might nervous

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you mustn't be doing it right then DrunkStepdad!!!!!

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is it just me who believes that drunkstepdad licking carpet sounds a bittttttttt wrong?

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I would like to remind you that not everybody speak english as their motherlanguage so some of these so called obvious jokes are not so obvious. I have watched this movie several times but until now I haven't noticed that joke. But now that you mention it, I think it is pretty funny!

"Meliora sunt ubera tua vino"

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I agree, though I'm pretty fluent in English, I've never heard that first reference before now. Terms like these are not very popular in the Philippines, we're a pretty reserved culture when it comes to sex or overt displays of it.


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"Really Dirty Hidden Joke"

HIDDEN!?

WWE'S TIME IS UP, BALLS TO THEM!! 2000 - 2007

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It was in Goldeneye. M comments that he always knew James was a cunning linguist

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I was 11 when i fist saw this, i noticed mass debator, but didnt realise that cunnlingus was a word, then i was bought a laptop..and a whole new vocabulary was revealed.

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Yeah that wasn't really a hidden joke I assumed most people caught it.

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Could people in this thread please stop misspelling 'cunnilingus'?

It's not 'cunninglingus', it's not 'cunnlingus', it's 'cunnilingus'.

Sigh. There's no hope for humanity.. there doesn't seem to be any on this planet.

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ya I caught the master debator part too just not the cunning linguist

Have a nice day!

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That is so obvious...
The people who dont get it are either too young or stupid. Two options.

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You seem pretty stupid to make such a statement, many educated Filipinos, Asians, Africans, Middle Easterns never heard that word before, are we stupid now?


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That joke wasn't hidden at all..

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