100. You can time travel with a pimpmobile
99. If you turn evil you may lose your hair
98. working for an evil organization has benefits like physicals
97. You can build a submarine in your likeness
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96. During the mid-1970s, flaming gay men were less conspicuous in discos than tall, attractive African-American women
95. If you were Austin Powers' dad, you got Viagra 20 years before it was invented
94. In Belgium, foundlings are raised to be evil, given special tutoring in the subject, and have reserved spots in Evil Medical School
93. Somehow Dr. Evil and Mini Me were incarcerated in a maximum security jail without being forced to provide sexual relief for stronger, more butch inmates
92. All the inmates in at least one maximum security jail know the words to "It's a Hard Knock Life" and can be induced to stage a riot so that other people can escape after hearing a rap cover of that song sung in an effeminate fake-Oxonian accent
91. During the time trip from the 1970s to the 1990s, Foxy Cleopatra's hair relaxes from a full Afro bush to wavy, soft, Caucasoid consistency
90. Dr. Evil's submarine is long, hard and full of seamen (and he likes to say that aloud)
89. Number Two speaks Yiddish
88. After surviving a nut shot from a scale-model meteor, Dr. Evil makes an inventory of his junk and turns out to have half again the normal number of testes
87. While Hugh Hefner had to make do with a Douglas Aircraft DC-9 (and had to sell even that in the 1990s), Austin Powers gets a tie-dyed psychedelic paint job Boeing 747 (drastically limits the number of airports where he can get down with his bad self)
86. Scotty Evil is way too much of an emotionally needy douche to be a truly evil genius
85. In Mr. Roboto's office Austin Powers shown to be is more dependent on cue cards than Barack Obama
84. and in Roboto's lobby, Powers is shown to have an enlarged prostate, judging from the erratic flow he provides to replace that supplied by the fountain statue
83. Scottish people can be sumo wrestlers
"We're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours; let us in!"
82: Too much friction in your testicles can ignite a fire.
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81. Japanese twins only need their first names to match to be considered twins.
share80. You can have a father that is in your own age.
79. It is possible to not understand Dutch despite you have grown up in the Dutch speaking town Brügge.
79. It is possible to not understand Dutch despite you have grown up in the Dutch speaking town Brügge.
NATHAN LANE IS VERY SECURE WITH HIS SEXUALITY!
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70. Dr. Evil has three testicles
69. Stephen Spielberg and Gwyneth Paltrow should try out for the Olympics gymnastics team(yes, I know they're stand-ins)
68. Quincy Jones gives the movies their mojo
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