Beyonce Ruined The Movie


I liked this movie, except I found that Beyonce's dreadful performance ruined it for me. She and Mike Meyers had no chemistry whatsoever. They barely even touched throughout the entire film. Her performance was flat and one dimensional and unnecessary. They should have hired an actual actress.

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I think you're all forgetting that Foxxy Cleopatra was supposed to be a parody of a stereotypical black woman of a blaxploitation film.

Hell, her name is taken from the titles of Foxy Brown and Cleopatra Jones.

This is what she's supposed to be. Sure, I didn't really care much for Beyonce's character, but I'm not going to complain about her bcause she was being what her character was meant to be.

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It wasn't Beyonce's acting, it was the script.

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agreed. Austin and Cleopatra weren't allowed to have chemistry. Cleopatra's character wasn't developed enough either. Beyonce looks great, sings great and is a passable actress, but if she has nothing to work with, than what can we expect? The concept of Beyonce's characters as blacksploitation character is great, but little is done with it. She has no character development at all. At least you see some change in Vanessa and Felicity.

The part that grated on me the most was the significantly lower amount of sexual humor and inneundo in this film. I think that fears/uncertainties of mecegenation are alive and well, unfortuantely. The producers/writers don't want to make people uncomfortable by making Austin and Cleopatra really lovers... That chaste kiss was ridiculous! Austin rocks out with his cock out and is shagging left and right! I don't get their luke warm relationship.

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I think you're all forgetting that Foxxy Cleopatra was supposed to be a parody of a stereotypical black woman of a blaxploitation film.

Hell, her name is taken from the titles of Foxy Brown and Cleopatra Jones.

This is what she's supposed to be. Sure, I didn't really care much for Beyonce's character, but I'm not going to complain about her bcause she was being what her character was meant to be.


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But how can they forget if they don't know in the first place? I'm almost tempted to change my sig to "people are stupid".

I've just quickly browsed all 3 movies forums and there is alot of complaints about the "Powers girls". Lack of chemistry? Bad acting? Why can't you just admit that you don't like that actor/actress? Why try and act like it's something else? It's ridiculous. It's supposed to be easy to be honest on the internet.

These 3 movies shouldn't be over analysed. It's Austin Powers ffs. It's a collection of jokes taken inspired by previous spy movies, with Mike Myers playing multiple roles with Myers brand of humour (very silly). You either like it or you don't. These aren't Oscar worthy movies, they shouldn't be taken that seriously. The love stories shouldn't be taken that seriously, the chemistry shouldn't be taken seriously. Which is why there is no mention of Felicity in the third one.

The "Powers girls" are there to be pretty.. and to be in sexy situations, to be there to be with Austin so that they play off each other. That's about it.


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You guys need to come to grips

1. Beyonce was great for one of her first acting roles, especially when being a parody of Blaxploitation females

2. She's beautiful, way better looking than Heather Grahm's bugged eyed ass

3. If she really "ruined" the movie, they would have re-cast her, if the same people that made the first 2 Austin Power's movies great did this one, they knew what they were doing

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UGH. Beyonce singl-handedly RUINED the movie. Her performance was HORRIBLE and she really annoyed the hell out of me!

"Sha-zam!"

"You under arrest, Suga!"

"Huhuh, well, the future better get ready for me, cause I'm FOXY (snaps thumbs ugh) Cleopatra and I'm a whooOOOOoooole LOTTA WOMAN!"

And when she TRIES to speak Japanese......CRINGE!!!!!!!!

I still LOVE this movie though, my favorite out of the 3. Its just that Beyonce is the most cringeworthy person to hit comedy!



yeah...because we all know Beyonce wrote those lines...

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I can't stand beyoce'. She can sing. But, being a singer, I must say it doesn't take much work.Singing is a naturl talent, but passion is ogd given. Anyone can really just learn how to sing. But to have passion is good. She truly did ruin the film.

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I think Beyonce is a good actress, but she didnt really do a good job in this.

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Too, I think it's probably jealousy(as Beyonce is a very popular girl), as I can't believe one actress (who wasn't in the entire film) can ruin what was onscreen.

As if the film would have been an Academy Award winner if she wasn't in it....

Hmmm...

I think she did well no matter what the haters say. (And 'Goldmember' was an improvement over the 2nd one...although, I think the first film is still the best...as it managed without the potty humor that the 2nd and 3rd films seemed to rely upon).

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Singing is a naturl talent, but passion is ogd given. Anyone can really just learn how to sing. But to have passion is good. She truly did ruin the film.


WTF is this dribble?

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I totally agree, Beyonce and Mike had NO chemistry whatsoever! Heather and Liz were way better in their roles and Liz had the best chemistry with Mike. Watching Beyonce and Mike kiss at the end was like watching siblings kiss ewww

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Beyonce's dreadful performance ruined it for me

ditto ditto

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Thanks for your (informed?) critique of Ms. Knowles, although we should all be wary of one thing. Ever since Dorothy Dandridge played Carmen Jones, and Josephine Baker did Ziegfield, it is a given. When a beautiful black woman manages to land a role in a big-budget feature, ugly/white women will uniformly not approve of her "performance", while their male significant others will just secretly drool. And, as for singers needing to stay out of acting, does anybody bother to remember the masterful, Oscar-winning/nominated performances of people like Cher and Diana Ross? Conversely, also note the occasional horrid performances given by some who are purely described as actresses. Git a grip, you closet bigots.

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Umm... this last post is a bit much, but I think that people have a harder time accepting Austin and Foxxy as a pair.

Austin and Foxxy weren't allowed to have chemistry. Foxxy's character wasn't developed enough either. Beyonce looks great, sings great and is a passable actress, but if she has nothing to work with, than what can we expect? The concept of Beyonce's characters as blacksploitation character is great, but little is done with it. She has no character development at all. At least you see some change in Vanessa and Felicity.

The part that grated on me the most was the significantly lower amount of sexual humor and inneundo in this film. I think that fears/uncertainties of mecegenation are alive and well, unfortuantely. The producers/writers don't want to make people uncomfortable by making Austin and Foxxy really look like lovers... That chaste kiss was ridiculous! Austin rocks out with his cock out and is shagging left and right! I don't get their luke warm relationship.

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She was atrocious. period. end of story.

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ugly SLASH white?!?!?!?
go ahead and call me a racist but i think youre an ugly black woman whos jealous...of everything. By the way im white and i love both white and black girls, whites mostly, then blacks and yellows a bit;-)but you my love should not use stuff like ugly/white women. Or angry white men might come knocking one day.

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I totally agree..she brought the movie down a whole two stars for me. Her performance was so...yuck. Especially that bit where she goes, "i'm foxxy cleopatra, n i'm whole lotta woman!" CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE and just to top it off... "Shazaaam!" aaaaargh *mimes shooting her in head...then self* just awful. Awful.

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I totally agree. Beyonce's a terrible actress. I would have enjoyed the movie a lot more if she hadn't been in it. Austin and Foxy had no chemistry and she was just plain annoying throughout the entire film. She should not act EVER again, although I'm sure she will. (She's one of the reasons I didn't ever see "Dream Girls." She needs to realize that she really has no acting talent whatsoever.)

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You guys are funny. I agree that Beyonce wasn't the best. In fact, she was the worst character. Those cheesy lines made me sigh, and those faces she made made me throw something at the T.V., but maybe, she wasn't the best because she sucks at playing 70's girls. And I think the movie wasn't ruined because of her. Just the parts she was in. But anyways, the part I liked of her was in the deleted scenes on the DVD when Fook Yu and Fook Mi went to Japan and said their names to her and she got angry. Ha, that was a funny one. But everything else, Sucky.

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