i laughed my a$$ off when he got the gun and pointed at the dudes a$$ and said something like this "move or ill blow your butt cheeks off" i laughed hard ass hell
shareDetective Revi: Congratulations! It appears as though we've finally brought down the triads!
Lee: We?!!
Carter: You didn't do $hit!
Best line: "You're asian man! Stop humiliating yourself!!"
Don't worry. You might actually do some good before you die.
mine has to be: (talking to handcuffed fat girl) "this license says 180 pounds, you weigh more than a damn car, girl!"
"How do you say surrender in Chinese"
share"Lee we have a big problem man, this boy on steriods. He hasa head like Barry Bonds."
Tucker: "I'm half asain"
Chan: "If your half Asain, I'm half black."
Tucker: "you can't e black Lee, there's a height requirement."
That line was actually already used in Rush Hour 2.
share"Can I get the gelfilte fish and some ex-lax?"
I just thought this was funny because of the outtakes from the second movie. You can even hear the assistant in the backround of the outtakes going nuts in backround since he kept saying 'calfilka.'
I think his lines would have been even funnier had the trailers not overused them all. But then again, those were his only funny lines and therefore were the only lines available to draw an audience in.
share"dont move man or imma shoot you and the temptations"
shareHanging from the flag at the Eiffel Tower: "Help me, Lee! Black men CAN'T FLY!"
..(A basketball reference)
--X marks the spot--tume-x
"....he had a lot of heart" (r.e. the cockfights his brother set up)
shareLees brother : If you leave Paris today we wont kill you.
Cartar:Ok Which one of you can drop me off at the airport.
or something like that line was delivered well.
"Lee, I saw my life flash before my eyes. I was married to a Chinese woman and we had three kids and they all looked like you except darker!"
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He wasn't funny in this film, instead he was more annoying. All of his lines were cheesy and full of things he's already said in the first two films.
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Funniest line for me was when carter and lee were in the underground tunnel in Paris, and the triads have them cornered and carter says: "that's a badass suit man, lee, let's get the hell out of here."
shareI don't know what you been feedin' him but he is too damn big
You can't be black, there's a height requirement
Get you own damn cab
I'm broke-back Carter
I am NOT a guy!!
The only funny parts where when they were in the cab for the first time and when Chris Tucker said Thats a badass suit
shareTalk about the NBA again, I dare ya!
haha
And he started singing the national anthem, that was funny
but this movie overall was terrible
"I don't know what you've been feeding him, but he is too damn big!" LOL.
Darling I don't know why I go to extremes
He had a lot of funny lines, one of my favorites is when he's harrassing that big girl and she said she had a tyroid problem and he said "Then quit eating thyroids!"
I told my brother that and he laughed and he said "That's not funny" but we still laughed.
I also liked it when Carter held his gun to the cab driver's head and made him sing the American national anthem.
Genvieve: I'm going to make myself more comfortable.
Carter: You need some matches?
HAHAHA!!