what do you think was tucker's funniest line in RH3
i laughed my a$$ off when he got the gun and pointed at the dudes a$$ and said something like this "move or ill blow your butt cheeks off" i laughed hard ass hell
sharei laughed my a$$ off when he got the gun and pointed at the dudes a$$ and said something like this "move or ill blow your butt cheeks off" i laughed hard ass hell
share"I don't know what you've been feeding him, but he is too damn big!!!"
"Get these davits cranked in, and get the Falls hookedup!!!" -Murdoch
Trick question. He said nothing funny in this movie. It sucked. You want comedy, go see Superbad.
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I also thought there was not one single funny line throughout the whole movie.
Either audiences are way too easy to please or my claim for a "action comedy" is too high. I tend to see the first point.
If Chris Tucker was the very first black male to do jokes, it may be a different thing, but the way it is, he is the highpriest of un-originality and lameness. Dunno why he gets hyped the way he does.
I think Superbad will exceed expectations much like RH1 did when it 1st came out.
Im the Alpha and the Omoxus. The Omoxus and the Omega
yea what he actually SAYS isn't that funny, but for me and i think for most people, its the delivery. He's just such an obnoxious idiot, so funny.
share"move or ill blow your butt cheeks off", huh?
You got a weird sense of humor. That's probably why people think he's funny, they all got some wierd sense of humor.
Well, I guess this can't be considered as one line, but I liked the whole argument between him, Yu, and Mi. I laughed my ass off at that!
"Bitch, you don't have a future."
-The Bride
at the end of the outtakes.."your not my brother!im not your brother?!....all the stuff we have been through?....Rush hour 1 rush hour 2"
Luaghed for days after that..Best comment of all rush hour movies..but the best rush hour movie is still Rush hour 2!
When he first sees the 8foot giant and yells, "WHOAAA".
That is probably one of the top 10 funniest moments ever created in all of cinematic history.
"Lee I got a big problem man this guys on steroids! His head is as big as Barry Bonds'!"
Chinese bad guy: [shouts at Carter in French]
Detective James Carter: [to Lee] What the hell is that?
Chief Inspector Lee: I think he's speaking French.
Detective James Carter: You Asian, stop humiliating yourself!
Those two made me laugh, haha.
I liked in the bloopers "I'm not your brother? After everything we been through? Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?" xDDD
share"Your best friend,gon' be a mouse!"
shareWow, whoever said that Superbad is a real comedy...wow you must have the most juvenile humor ever...that movie blew so much chunks...sometimes I wonder what the hell goes on with the rating system around here...that movie sucked did not meet up to expectations. Except when the fat kid kept getting hit my cars..
shareWhen Chris Tucker says "You know what its like for old men in prison...They call you poppa and make you work at the library, and your best friend is gonna be a MOUSE"
shareFat Girl "I have a thyroid problem"
Chris Tucker "Well then quit eating so many thyroids"
Even though Chris made too much for this movie he is still a great comedian and can deliver the lines.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xSxiDZHz_IQ
This guy has been trying to kill us since the beginning of the movie.
http://www.imdb.com/mymovies/list?l=12689181
HAHA I loved that too. My friend and I just burst out laughing.
share"I want $20million"
OK, I'm a smarmy git, but still...
'Lee, I got a big problem man! This guy's on steroids . . . '
His face was hilarious when he said that.