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The lines you laughed most at

posted 16 years ago by christian_cruz_bakke
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Mine..

Carter: "Holy mother of Jesus. She's a man! I went to second base with a damn Frenchman!"...

Follow by the funniest...

"It's the crying games. I'm BROKEBACK CARTER!"

That reference to Brokeback Mountain made me laugh for a bloody full 5 minutes. People at the cinema started laughing with me because I couldn't stop. Hilarious!

PS: I was watching it on DVD again and remembered what happened at the cinema when I watched it for the first time.

So, what made you laugh the most at?

[–] Newed 15 years ago

The entire scene where they went to that Chinese martial arts teaching place. with Carter stumbling upon a "big problem", the fight scene and then the master's (Yu) conversation with Carter.

I was laughing my head off. Definitely the funniest of the Rush Hour trilogy.

[–] soulful1985 14 years ago

I laughed when Chris Tucker asked for the gefilte fish. I might've been the only one in the movie theater who understood that it was an inside joke.

[–] tom-1356 14 years ago

"Carter...I'm not constipated no more".

[–] jim001 13 years ago

Just reading this thread is making me laugh so bad that I'm getting tears. There are so many funny lines in that movie that it's hard to count them all. When he goes on about it being the Crying Game, I just about died laughing. LMAO!!!!!

[–] jorgito2001 12 years ago

The Mi and Yu exchange was THEE funniest part in the whole movie!

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I'm your average ordinary everyday, jorgeegeetooo!

[–] blaque108 11 years ago

I laughed the most at the part when Jackie was in the room with that one woman and Carter thought he was doing his thing with the woman. Carter was outside the door like "get it man, tear that behind up". Then when the door came open Carter said to her "you a supafreak"

I like the part when Carter and Jackie split up and Carter order Asian food and Jackie was ordering soul food.

[–] sillyspaghetti 10 years ago

Jackie Chan singing on the swing. Not exactly a line I know. But it kills me every time!

[–] CinematicFanatic93 9 years ago

When Genevieve goes "Mr. Carter, it appears you have brought me luck."

And Carter replies "I'd like to bring you breakfast in bed." It's his facial expression and delivery at the time that had me in bits. Hilarious.

[–] mikeyg24 9 years ago

I love Carters interaction with Shyong Dih in the sewer.

Shyong Dih: I'll allow you to live if you promise to leave Paris tonight.

Carter: You got a deal. Thank you for showin' us the sewer. Listen, that's a badass suit. Let's get the hell outta here.

Hey! You're not old enough to drink! Now go and die for your country!!!

[–] Boromir (10130) a year ago

This is the funniest scene in the whole movie.
The script deserve a Oscar nominee.

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[–] bobbydallas (8681) 3 years ago

for some reason i loved the

"you are lucky.. the yellow pages are much thicker in china.."
jackie's delivery was just too good