Wisdom from a Developing Psychic to all skeptics + cynics

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Seeing John Edward for the fraud he is doesn't make you a cynic, it makes you at least half-brained!

"We just change form back to spiritual beings. We are spiritual beings first. Being human, is an extension of who we are. I bet you didn't know that either!"

How is it that you are tuned into this astounding reality, and every scientist on the planet (you know those people who actually study reality) isn't?

Oh, you're not. You, and John Edward, are frauds. You don't even have the decency to examine your own words to see just how utterly absurd they are. You are an offense to reason. Oh and you claim to have the answer to all the world's problems. So do many frauds.

This type of thinking is deeply offensive to me; I don't care how much nice language it's dressed up in.

Hey call up James Randi, he'll give you a million dollars if you can prove this all is true.


oh wait, you probably cant cuz youll argue something like his testing is unfair or you dont 'need' the money.


Then use your magical powers and win the lotto and give the money to charity, im sure some needy kids or cancer patients would really appreciate it.

If you cant do ANY of that then please Shut-up you douche.

If you can i will personally suck your balls and apoligize.

But i have confidence that you are a douche like John Edward.

You are a complete bafoon. Your new age psuedoscience is just another dangerous and idiotic myth. And yes, people do die. We all die and then we're gone. We don't come back and talk to A-holes like John Edward. Collective consciousness??? Do you mean collective unconscoius??? Either way, you're wrong. Durkheim and Jung were both wrong. It's not science; it's complete crap. You are admonishing others to "let go" their ego??? That's the most ridiculous thing of all, because you are obviously full of false beliefs that smack of human conceit. You still think the gods control our lives and that the universe is centered on human beings. Get over yourself, and read a science text. I agree that we should all let go of our own ego, but I think that you should be the first one to do it. John Edward is a complete *beep* and he always will be. He isn't talking to the dead; he's talking to his sponsors to generate ad revenue to keep that crappy show on the air. And he toys with people's grief and that's wrong. Of course, they are idiots for believing him... In any event, he stinks, and so does his show. Or has it been canceled now? I don't care enough to go back and check, but I hope that show is dead. And I hope it never comes back to haunt us in syndication. And I hope you get a clue.

(Random names thrown)
John: I sense the letter M... Mike or Mark (has a pause, waits for response)... Or maybe Matt.
Audience member: My uncle was called Matt! (No way... What are the odds...)
John: Matt died some time ago. (vague expression of time, could be days or years. Matt died? No sh*t. The audience member said "My uncle _WAS_ called Matt")
John: Why does October sound so familiar...?
(silence, no answer)
John: Maybe it was something special... Like a holiday or a birthday...
(Yeah, maybe, or maybe you're just pulling stuff out of your exit-hole)
Audience member: It might've been his birthday...
John: I'm sensing that you two weren't that close. (... yeah...)

Can you not see that this is cold reading and suggestive questions?
He isnt even that good at cold reading... Jeez...

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I'm sorry to ruin your fun but John Edward is a scam artist, he does cold and hot reading and is a flat out phony. He does not have any psychic powers at all and really if he did he'd be using it to help mankind instead of taking money from grieving parents and family members.

As for your powers, I'm sorry but you have been duped by this and are obviously suffering from delusions because talking to the dead is simply flat out impossible.

If it was possible then for starters every psychic in the world would get their guesses dead right the first time instead of going "I see an A" and then going from there (Known as cold reading, a fairly easy technique that anyone with a quick wit, a talent for improvisation and no soul can do to make tons of money)

However I believe you believe so I offer you a chance to prove your abilities to everyone, and possible save some lives in the process.

The James Randi Educational Foundation has a psychic million dollar challenge running, and has for several years. you set up your own test and if you can prove in perfectly controled circumstances where there's no chance of cheating that you have a psychic ability or can do something of a psychic nature (read minds, talk to the dead, spoon bend with your mind) then you get a million dollars... it's that simple. Walk in. Prove your claim. Walk out a million richer.

http://www.randi.org/site/index.php/1m-challenge.html

Go look, see I'm not lying. And before you say "I don't need the money" or "That's not a good use of my powers"... do you know of any charities that need a million? I reckon if you went in, got the million and gave it to a orphanage that would be a very good use of your powers... if you have any

If you have a problem with what I say, learn the meaning of a joke and shut up