"Save your wiseass comments for the chunky brother in the smock."
"Give me a pillowcase, Im joining the Klan!"
"I used to work for the Pentagon, now I help you get your chicken on!"
"Godd Morning?...in the morning, IM HUNTIN *beep*
"There's too many people in this world, and not enough food. Cannibalism solves both problems."
When Undercover Brother and Sistah Girl jump into the Cadillac to escape White She Devil and the two henchmen, the following exchange takes place: (PARAPHRASING)
SG: (Yelling to UB) "Drive this thing!"
UB: "This is a Cadillac. It was made in the '70s. This ain't no Ferrari!"
I don't remember whether this line was in the movie in 2002. Five years later, of course, Eddie Griffin gained notoriety when he wrecked a million-dollar Ferrari Enzo.
"You have to have faith for that to work on me, Mr. Vincent." Jerry Dandridge
"It's the colored girl Tanja" has got to be one of the finalists. Also pretty much anything Lance or Conspiracy Brothah says. But I offer up a dark horse:
-Can I ask you something? Did I just say, 'the Brotherhood had best step correct?'
-yes sir, you did
Conspiracy Brother's "It's revolution! It's going down!..."
shareAll great lines!
Some props for Feather:
"Y'all gonna make me lose my mind up in here!"
"Hello, Mr. James Brown. Hellloooo, Mr. James Brown."
"For sheezy my neezy."
Also, his hip-hop-whatever dancing and facial screws.
Oh, almost forgot ... "I'm Black and I'm Proud!"
(This is posted for entertainment. Don't get upset.)
1. scrumptious - after eating the mayo sandwich
2. It looks like the source awards up in here!
3. Will there be side orders? (at the general's press conference)
4. At the black handshake machine "Blackness Confirmed!"
5. "Smart Brother, am I goin die?"
6. Would a black person smoke this cigarette? Not the one that I know!