"Save your wiseass comments for the chunky brother in the smock."
"Give me a pillowcase, Im joining the Klan!"
"I used to work for the Pentagon, now I help you get your chicken on!"
"Godd Morning?...in the morning, IM HUNTIN *beep*
"There's too many people in this world, and not enough food. Cannibalism solves both problems."
"Baby, sometimes i'm too much man for my own damn self"
"You should have run her narrow as s over!!"
"Sh it man. What can I tell you. Affirmative action."
Undercover Brother " Is this the Michael Bolton version of THONG SONG?"
White She-Devil "No. But I want that one. Apparently he got all the funk that Sisqo missed"
Although my mind is breaking my existence makes a channel for the pain
Paraphrased-
"Brotha can I get a list of these words that make you flip."
Undercover Brother to Conspiracy Brother after another one of his pro-black rants.
"George Washington Carver made the first computer! Out of a peanut! A PEA-NUT!"
"Move over Colonel, here comes the General!"
"Jesus Christ: black man. Babe Ruth: black man. Madonna:... slept with black men."
"No... It's: once you go black, you don't go back"
When Sistah Girl calls White She-Devil "Buffy the Black Man Slayer"- Classic!!
It's time to unload our secret weapon, I call it Black man's krypotonite
When Sistah Girl tells the men of the Brotherhood that Undercover Brotha slept with White She-Devil. I love all of their reactions!!
It's not a line but their Karaoke rendition of 'Ebony and Ivory' and the way Anton Jackson was dancing awkwardly. Stupid, yet Hilllarious!!!
"Holy Moly, it looks like the Source Awards in here." Lance (Neil Patrick Harris) walking into The Chiefs office.
Oh yeah, and:
"Boo." James Brown to Lance in the limo.
"Son, you talk a lotta s###... but you down!" - The Chief, to Lance
"Uh-oh, open a window ... it's gettin' all racial up in here." - Lance
Your Favorite Band Sucks.
"Good work White She-Devil. Oh, And you're in!"
Conspiracy Brother-"What the F*&^?!"
Just the way Dave Chappelle delivered that had me cracking up for an hour
"When the weight of the world is on your shoulders, plant your feet."
"More mayonnaise for me, please."
"Normally I don't like the hard stuff, but this is rather catchy!"
"O.K. hold it right there, Bruce Leroy"
"Sometimes I'm too funky for my own damn self" (coming out of the toilet and screwing up his face in dusgust)
"Whaaasssssaaaa!" (The white apprentice says when introduced to Undercover Brother)
"He should NEVER be allowed to do his own thang."
and
"I AM NOT A SISSSSSYYYYY!"
and
"Hey, this isn't Taco Bell. Sssss"