Carter: "Women love me 'cause I'm tall, dark and handsome, and you're third world ugly"
I was crying with laughter for ages after that line.
"Warhorse. Warhead, F u c k 'em, man, White knuckle tight. Through black and white"
Good 1, but my fav is:
"yea right when godzilla comin yall be TRIPPIN! i seen the movies runnin around screamin everywhere GUYEKA GUYEKA"
Really good that bit is on the plane.
we culda been a good couple, we coulda had summit special but you are one CRAZY ASS BITCH!
here lies dobby, a free elf R.I.P
During the outtakes in the airport: 'I always dream... to Square Mahden' LMFAO!!!!!!! I basically love that particular series of Jackie's outtakes. XD
''I tell you I'm thirsty and you offer me a sandwich. Thank you and *beep* you"
mine has to be "My people did not go through 362 years of slavery just so you could send us back to the cotton fields with $500 chips!" LMAO!!!!!!!!!
or "I have a dream! That one day, white people, and black people... and even Chinese people, can gamble together with the same number of chips!"
ahh good times,good times
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage
This movie is so funny!
In the bathrobe fighting scene when Carter accidentally punches Lee in the face -
Lee: CARTER!
Carter: AHH y'all look alike!
Aye, sea turtles.
"yea right when godzilla comin yall be TRIPPIN! i seen the movies runnin around screamin everywhere GUYEKA GUYEKA"
or
"Gafilta fish???" and "HE ain't gonn be in Rush Hour3" (from the outtakes)
"...I'm 2 feet taller than everyone in here." The club scene in the beginning.
Just Ur Insane Crazy Youngin J.U.I.C.Y.
How bout
Lee: You will never understand me.
Carter: You right, Cuz I dont even understand what you just said to me right then!
What the hell this line to be funny with ?
share(after carter snatches a gangster's towel)
carter: no wonder you mad!
i was howling with laughter
There are many funny and interesting lines in this flick. One of my fav is when James Carter is explaining why Steven Raines is involved in on the plot:
"Here's Detective James Carter's theory of criminal investigation: Follow the rich white man!!"
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What you what you see (and have seen) is what you get -- and have!
"All the Triads and the ugly women on this side, and all the fine women on this side, right now!"
Classic!
Carter: Who died, Lee?
Lee: You.
Carter: Detective Yu?
Lee: Not Yu! You!
Carter: Who?
Lee: You!
Carter: Who?
Lee: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth.
Carter: Man, nobody understands the words comin out of your mouth.
I remember laughing for like 10 min straight in the theater when I went to go see it with my cousin.
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Evening....Commissioner..
The Dark Knight
Pretty much all the lines that were said, but:
'I Ain't going down there!' 'Why not?' 'There's rats.' 'There's no rats! 'Look at that rat!'
Lee: I'll B!tchslap you back to Africa!!
Carter: What're they gonna do to us, man?
Lee: First, they'll cut of our eggrolls...
Carter: Cut off our eggrolls, HELL NO!! Come on, man, you can do it!!
"I am the ultimate badass, you do not wanna `*beep*` wit' me!" Hudson in Aliens.