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Your Favorite QAF Quotes

posted 9 years ago by sweetheart_509
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Ok, we've probably had a thread like this before, but I couldn't find one, so I figured I'd start another. We all know that there were just so many great lines uttered on the show...I'm sure IMDB is going to filter out a lot of them (especially if you're quoting Debbie!), but let's give it a try anyway! To make it even MORE fun, we could try to guess which character said the line. Come on guys, let's play!

Here are a few of my favorites (and these should be easy to guess too!)

"I'm going home to whack off and that's the last anyone needs to hear about it!"

"Now, you can either stand around here eatin' jambalaya, or you can come upstairs and eat my azz!"

[–] KatrinaW (44) 5 years ago

I've been doing a re-watch during lockdown, and had forgotten just how funny this show is! There are so many great visual gags, too.

I'm on the episode when Brian helps organize the Carnival fundraiser. Carl and Debbie are dating, and Emmett and Ted give her 'lessons', since she's so nervous about being with someone. After Carl insults her and she throws him out, Emmett and Ted go down to the police station to talk to him. Emmett has a blue faux-furry jacket on, and a prostitute at the station has the exact same coat on! They both give each other a side-eye look as she walks past him!

Another favorite is one of Michael's: "I'm half Italian and half drag-queen... I'm allowed to get worked up!"

[–] ItalianBuju (793) 4 years ago

I love Michael's line at the end of your post there. I have many favourites too.

Season one - episode 21

Justin: This is disgusting, really sick

Brian: What? Are you looking at those hetro porn sites again? I told you, they are gonna warp your young mind.

Justin: It's not porn, its apartment rentals in New York.

[–] ItalianBuju (793) 4 years ago

When Emmett gives everyone gifts with the money he gets from George and Justin is telling Brian about it.

Justin: he got me a trip to Italy to see all the Masters

Brian: I heard they have a big S&M scene there

This makes me laugh my ass off, every single time.

[–] Jinx (3877) 4 years ago

I always loved what Debbie said to Justin after his accident,

"I know what happened to you sucks and I'm not going to give you some Polyanna shit about how everything happens for a reason or this was God's gift to make you strong, because if anybody had said that to me when Vic was dying I'd have punched them right in the fucking mouth! All you can do at a time like this is just hang on until the scenery changes."

I think about that a lot when I'm having a difficult time.

[–] ItalianBuju (793) 4 years ago

I love this!

[–] ItalianBuju (793) 4 years ago

Justin hops in the shower and starts the water, Brian comes in.

Justin: oh! You scared me!

Brian: Relax, it’s not that kind of shower scene

😂😂😂😂😂

[–] ItalianBuju (793) 3 years ago

Hunter to Debbie: I thought you were the social worker

Debbie: I am the fucking social director

[–] ItalianBuju (793) 2 years ago

Ben: Michael, stop worrying

Michael: I can’t help it, I have the blood of an Italian mother in me

Ben: Then why can you not cook?

😂😂😂😂😂