10 things I learned from this movie

1. If you are a super spy, you can lie unconscious face down in the ocean for days and not drown.
2. If you are a super spy, your wet suit acts like a bull-proof vest to stop bullets
3. If Marines are chasing you thru an embassy with sutomatic weapons, throw your ginnin a trash can, you don't want to be charged with possession
4. If you're chasing a suspect thru the embassy and come upon a busted lock on a door that is the only exit from the top floor, don't be overly suspicious
5. If its freezing cold out and you knocked out two cops, take off your coat while you run away so you can die of hypothermia
6. If you're a super spy who just got beat up by another, your only option is to commit suicide by jumping out the window in broad daylight - it's a very covert thing to do.
7. Old, dilapidated mini-cooper's tires never blow out going down a flight of stairs of driven by super spies
8. Super spies can magically make the car alarms of a dozen cars go off simultaneously - and remotely
9. Super spies can fall six stories using a fat person as a landing pad, get up, dust off and walk away.
10. Super spies can locate a random person with no access to CIA technology, even when they're renting scooters in Sri Lanka