Greatest lines - Evolution (2001) Discussion

[–] proven_guilty 16 years ago

In my opinion

Ira Kane: Snag it!
Harry Block: Snag it?
Ira Kane: Yeah. Come on, snag it and put it in the bucket.
Harry Block: I've seen this movie, the black dude dies first. YOU snag it!

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[–] Tez20 16 years ago

There's another one that I can't remember the exact quote, but it's when Dan Akroyd is like "that's quite the camp fire you got there. You shoulda brought some weiners" or something like that. He has a hilarious look on his face when he says it like he's trying not to laugh

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[–] Meuron 16 years ago

all hilarious lol

"You aaaare, so beautiful... to me!"
"Can't you seeeeeeeeee!"

the entire movie is just full of great lines. I've watched it a million times and still laugh each time

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[–] desifir667 16 years ago

funny!

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[–] toxiemite 16 years ago

I agree with "there's always time for lubricant" and "take the leg"

add to that.... "no more!" and "it's horrible in here"

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[–] kristin_kelly88 16 years ago

when Ira and Harry are introducing themselves and stating their credentials and then Wayne goes "i took some chemistry in high school..."

When you can live forever
What do you live for?

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[–] Loverspit09 16 years ago

Harry Block: Maybe for you, white boy. Me, they hang. lmao

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[–] burgershmurger 16 years ago

"CUCKAW! CUCKAW? TOOKI TOOKI!"

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[–] ruffian82 16 years ago

"I'll never shoplift again!"

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[–] TheVindictiveEvil 16 years ago

"Hey, be careful out there."

"You'll, uh, take care of the check, right?"

*terse look* "Yeah..."

And my absolute favorite...

"Wayne? Would you please stop, because you are embarassing me."

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[–] therealguy13 16 years ago

this movie doesn't deserve a "greatest line" thread. the whole thing was a bizarro world twist on the ghostbusters premise which tried to use the men in black vibe. with an uneven script, nearly everyone on the film was coasting through and the joke punchlines were about as funny as elementary schoolyard pranks. the only thing the movie had going for it were the numerous aliens and special effects.

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[–] glockbird 16 years ago

I'm not sure if he actually says this, but when Harry is trying to pick up one of the creatures in the cave it sounds like he says, "Come on my sexy little crustacean." That makes me laugh for some reason. :p

You're not Christians, you are "human", there is no use labeling yourself with man-made stickers.

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[–] colonel_inguss 16 years ago

Wow, you must be the life of every party you attend.

Salvatore Lucania must be lookin' down on all of us wit' great pride

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[–] Acdc671 16 years ago

The line that always sticks out for me "This dog is all ass" I almost cried when I heard it lol.

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[–] ybnrml8 9 years ago

I'm sorry your life is so sad and empty. *HUG*

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[–] e25171971 16 years ago

"It looks like they're giving it a...jumbo enima."

If you go far enough to the left or the right, you see the same nuts coming around the other side.

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[–] austinnoon 16 years ago

This disco suit is making me chafe!

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[–] K_Gautam 16 years ago

(After two lab scientists walk past carrying an alien bird in a jar)
Block: Enjoy your lunch gentlemen.

~ On the internet ...no-one can hear you scream

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[–] ToyMonkey 15 years ago

Haha, so many great lines!

"Mazel tov, it's a boy!"
"Take the leg!"
"There's always time for lubricant!"
"Kaka-kaka-tooki-tooki!"

Why So Serious?

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