Greatest lines


There allways tim for lubricante!!! take the leg

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"Icecream... I'd like some icecream."
"Icecream? Sure, what flavour?"
"It doesn't matter.. it's for my ass..."

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"I'm so happy and full of Slusho! that I might burst!"

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"Let's shampoo us some aliens!"

"There goes your Christmas gift, Judas!"

lol. what a great movie


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"So, you were on a cheerleader site, and you stumbled upon the USGS?"

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So you and the, uh, blonde found the meteor?

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Dazzle Me.

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lol that whole scene was classic.
just to add:

moore: oh you're so brave!
duchovny: it was like this and you took it like a man!

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FRUIT BASKET FOR GENERAL WOODMAN! (Moons General)

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oh no

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"If I were a giant alien bird where would I be?"
"lingere"
"Not you the bird!"
"LINGERE!"

Sorry if I spelled that wrong but i'm on a lot of Dayquil.

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"Mazel Tov, it's a boy!"

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"What being BBQ'd like baby back ribs, thats just foreplay....
sees that theyve been broken into
"Forget Foreplay , we are screwed.


I lol evertime i see that scene'


[Dont stop if I fall and dont look back, baby dont stop bury me and fade to black]

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the general mispronounces Blocks name calls him Black, the way Orlando Jones looks at Duchovny is hilarious.

"Nobody calls Soundwave uncrazzomatic"

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Its horrible in here
God gave you two goddam hands
"Nobody calls Soundwave uncrazzomatic"

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That kills. Everytime i see it. Lol

Also luckygirl513

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the general mispronounces Blocks name calls him Black, the way Orlando Jones looks at Duchovny is hilarious.



LMAO, I always laugh at that scene, hilarious xDD

I am the ultimate badass,you do not wanna`*beep*'wit me!"- Pvt Hudson in Aliens.

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Hey echosapa_angel, your ''Sorry if I spelled that wrong but I'm on a lot of dayquil'' line nailed it for me. LMAO.

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That was a good one. There's a line from the film I just can't recall that slays me every time. Something with Orlando Jones from the beginning that's short n sheet.

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"So, how's it look Professor?"

"...it's tight"




200 of my favourite movies... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yti1hPGCprc

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"I think we've established that cukaw-cukaw and tooki-tooki don't work."

"GREAT GOOGA MOOGA"

"Don't ever tell anyone where I've been"

"No no, stand down. I'm going to kill this one myself"

Salvatore Lucania must be lookin' down on all of us wit' great pride

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"now thats a face for radio"

"half a klick? what are you? in Vietnam?"

"are you gonna eat that?" "yeah, i'm gonna eat it. i ordered it didn't i?"

SAN DIMAS HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL RULES!

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Ira, are you sure you can handle this on your lonesome?

¬_¬

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'Ira! You cannot imagine what I've seen in there!, Don't you ever tell anyone where I've been!'

'This is DJ Harry Block, and I'm an Aquarius.'

I may be dead... but that does NOT prevent my ability to LIVE!!

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No go on..Rub some funk on it

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am i growing as a Division 3 women's volleyball coach?

no time for sex---bummer

they weren't a joke when i went there, General

this is my secretary Ira Kane

My uncle lives in a cell...its 10 feet by 12 feet...

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Dan Akroyd: "I'll take a pair of spy goggles and a hot chocolate." the way he says it cracks me up

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