FUNNY......
my favorite part is when the 2 geniuses get confuse about "arival" and "departure"
thats just FUNNY....wahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ours not to reason why ours but to do and die
Arthur went to have a friendly chat with his boss...
shareI plan to see this movie. The book is easily my favorite book ever.
Jack: Do I get my gun back?
Officer: Sure! After we run a few tests and a giant marshmallow is elected president!
Jack: Oh, OK.
Eliot had spent all night on the ad concept for "Hammerhead Beer", which he hoped that the client would like.
Greg: This sucks.
Hammerhead Beer was worse than the Client From Hell's last idea: a theme park for senior citizens called "Denture Adventure".
To me, those were the funniest lines in the book.
whats your name
john smith
the rest of you
John smith, we're all john smith
i'm gonna need some photo id
*places hundreds on counter*
ok you're cleared
bite my shiny metal ass
Not to nitpick, but the final line is "Okay Family Smith". I only mention it because I think that's the best line in that scene.
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It's a hard choice because everyone rocks, but think my favorite characters are the russians that own that bar and wear track suits. "Iz bad location."
I also like when the hitmen drop the golf bag in front of garofalo, and she just takes the bolt out of the rifle. i forget the line but it's something like "well miami sucks....but the cops are nice"
The funniest scene for me was when Tucci throw is wallet(keys etc...) and in each of the 2/3 things Sizemore got them on his face.
And right before they get out of the bar,Sizemore shoot the t.v. and then gives my funniest quote of the film.
It goes something like: And the next bullet...goes through your heads.
The way in which Sizemore delivers those lines is hilarious.
lol the gator fans on the radio thats awesome
Announcer: I'm just saying that the gator fans don't have the guts to call when they lose!
Fan: Well i'm a gator fan, and i'm calling!
Announcer: So you're calling to say you're calling?
Fan: Yeah!
and then later on whenever they turn on the radio the same argument is still going on between the announcer and the fan lol
"Mein Fuhrer! I can walk!"-Dr. Strangeloveshare
"Only the female mosquito sucks your blood"
"Sounds like my ex-wife, bit ch"
"That's an RCA 39-inch horizontal"
"35-inch diagonal"
"Got room for a third.....no harm in asking"
"It'll be Ok"
"Dad"
hit on a goat.The goat rolled over the car then left slowly and peacefully.
a few seconds of silence.
"Is that a goat?"(expressionlessly)
OMG,that gets me everytime.
this has got to be one of the funniest movies ever. i havent laughed out loud so much in a movie in so long. Does anyone from Oz know if this came out at the cinemas? i cant remember it being out. I hadnt heard of it until a friend recommended it last week.
Top movie!!!!!
It did come out in the theaters. It was suppose to come out a week after 9/11 but because of the incident they pushed it back to april with little marketing since it was mostly spent in september.
"We play with a guy that cheats"- one of my 10 favorite lines in one of my 10 favorite comedies.
Can i use your towel my car just hit a water buffalo.- Fletch
I absolutely love this movie. Some of the lines & scenes are absolutely hilarious.
Elliott: Do you really think somebody's trying to kill your husband?
Anna: God, I hope so.
Anna: After meeting Arthur, the police consider me the prime suspect.
After Nina frees everybody from the couch, & one by one they go running out the door, leaving Monica & Arthur behind. Arthur keeps trying to call out to them, but nobody pays attention.
Something that I didn't notice until viewing the movie a few more times is when Matt & Jenny are running from the drunken cop who's shooting at them, & Jenny is saying Oh **** over & over again. Later on, Anna is running through the airport frantically, & she's saying it as well. Like mother, like daughter.
I love this movie.
This is one of our favorite comedies -- we've watched it many times and each time we notice another set of hilarious lines. I love the references to various television programs -- a great commentary on how television influences our knowledge of trivia
"Travel Channel”
“Discovery Channel”
"Speak to me Martha"
And, as someone who has spent many years living in cities that are not my home state so I'm forced to listen to sports announcers that support different teams than I do, the “Gator fans” jokes are classic – the frustration of listening to the same argument every time the radio goes on… and then later
“Must be Gator fans”
The look on the hitmen's faces when they get on that bus -- hahaha!
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One of my top 5 movies of all time. Watch it if I'm feeling blue and want to laugh. Hard to pick out a funniest part, but for me I think it is Dennis Farina's face when the auto seatbelt scraoes across it. You can see the muscles in his jaw clench. Also, his commentary about Tim Allen with the rolling pin is hysterical. I keep hoping they'll make a movie from Tricky Business, another totally funny novel by Dave Barry.
shareDennis Farina was hilarious in this film:
Henry: We have a die hard situation developing in the kitchen.
Leonard: What's happening?
Henry: Well, either he's going to whack 'em with a rolling pin or bake him a cake. I don't know. Could go either way with this crew... holy sh!t - Betty Crocker's got a squirt gun!