How to fix Die Another Day

http://www.ajb007.co.uk/post/778867/#p778867

- Remove the weird tint or whatever it is in the North Korea scenes.
- Improve the quality of green screen during the hovercraft chase.
- Change the song
- Do not include torture scenes in the credits. Keep it as it always has been; not part of the movie, maybe foreshadowing, but not actually what is happening.
- Make Mochael Madsen's character less annoying/give him a personality
- Actually show Bond has suffered from torture (he definitely wouldn't come out of 14 months of torture still built up like he was)
- Remove the techno soundtrack, make it more traditional
- Have Wai Lin in Hong Kong to meet Bond, maybe at the hotel
- Remove the scene where the guy holds the gun to the waiter. I know this scene is important as it leads to Bond using him to get on the island, but do it differently, maybe have him say something to Bond that would actually annoy him.
- Re cast Jinx, and give her a better personality and actually make her good at her job as an agent.
- Remove the sex scene
- Take away the stuff about the doctor changing DNA. Not only is this out of place in a Bond film, it also has no purpose.
- Just have Zao in a normal patients room, not in some stupid villain lair inside a flipping hospital.
- Don't make Zao an albino (keep him bald with diamonds in his face though).
- Speed up all the slow motion scenes (these look incredibly dated now)
- Don't have Jinx dive off the side of that cliff
- Remove the sleep machine and the insomnia stuff
- Take away the Madonna cameo; distracting - just have a normal actress in the role
- Make the tube station set look more realistic
- Take away the invisibility on the car
- Have Jinx use that beautiful Thunderbird at some point
- Make the villain plot more interesting (and less like the Conery plots with a big space laser)
- Don't have that stupid laser scene and don't have the crappy dialogue in that scene and not have Jinx be so *beep* incompetent at her job!
- Move the dragster scene to earlier in the film (having Bknd try it out and beat Graves' time, increasing tension and maybe with some good humour about it).
- Take out the tsunami scene; have Bond escape and go straight into the car chase
- Have Jinx actually being useful, having a fight with Miranda or something
- Take out the plane scene. Have Bond return to the ice palace, with Graves starting his plan (his different plan) and Bond blowing up the place or something and escaping with Jinx
- Have a final chase scene in the Thunderbird with the jet skis
- No virtual reality Moneypenny scene
- Have a final scene with M and Michael Madsen or something, similar to the old scenes with Gogol and M in the Moore films.