The Richie subplot ruined this movie! (AWFUL!) *Spoiler*
I'm going to attempt to be rational here, but please note my earnest wish that i could curse like a madman during this screed.
Firstly, this movie is overrated from every point of view possible. This without even getting into the retarded Richie and Daniel & Model story. (and no i'm not citing particulars. it simply wasn't all that. end of list.)
Bernal and Ecchevaria were good though.
Ok...concerning "RICHIE THE DOG"...*deep breath*...what canine spends 3-4 days and nights underneath someone's living room floor and hallway? Anyone? Hello?!! All the dog would have had to do was go back to the light from whence it entered the hole in the floor. holy monkey!
and i guarantee you, it WOULD NOT have stopped whining and scampering and scratching even if it had somehow gotten lost. There would be NO intermittent, 'once every 4-6 hours' evidence of sound from Richie. there would have been constant...UNCEASING...yelping and barking!
furthermore, Daniel was obviously upper middle class, AT LEAST. u expect me to believe he couldn't hire an exterminator to bring in a flexible camera to feed under the floor to see if they could locate the dog? who writes this drivel?
and worst of all....most egregious of all! there is a big hole in the floor, and you have a lady in a wheelchair with a severely fractured leg. don't you think someone/anyone/for the love of buddha would have at least bought a cheap piece of plywood and put it over the hole, so she didn't accidentally get her wheelchair stuck in it? or at the very very very ultimate at least, just put a small piece of furniture or dresser over top of it on its side? or even a kitchen chair on its side?
the stupidity the director insists that we be complicit in during this entirely unnecessary 1/3 part of the film is just maddening. multiple times i physically had to get up from where i was sitting and start pacing and ranting and raving about it. much to my wife's bemusement.
unreal.
lastly, really, what was the point of most of the movie? as i said, echevarria and bernal were interesting and so were their characters. yet all i could gain from the rest of this overrated atrocity was that the director was trying to show us that life sucks. really? life sucks? no shizzle. that's so groundbreaking. i don't think i've ever seen a movie or read a book that contended that before.
waste of FRICKING TIME! how on god's green earth is this even rated in IMDB's Top 3000?! Much less Top 250 (@ 160). WHAT THE FRICKING FRICK!?
the fact that it is ranked 160th, combined with the knowledge that i haven't seen a truly inspiring, unique, and mind-blowing movie since 2005 or 2006 is starting to wear on me. i'm starting to tire of movie-watching. it's becoming tedious and predictable. this was a "2.5-3.0 stars out of 5" movie masquerading as a "4.5-5.0 stars out of 5" movie. worthless. UGH UGH UGH!!!