"There's something you need to know before I tell you."
"It doesn't work that way Brendon, you can't fool me with your logic."
"OK, I'll put uncle. I'll put that in quotes actually."
"Is he in my car?"
"Paula, listen to me. A grill is something you buy once...in a lifetime. Maybe twice. Or three times. Till it breaks."
I got one:
"Brendon, it kind of breaks the flow of the play when all the actors start bowing and thanking the audience."
THERE'S my butterscotch!
"So I got drunk, and I went into the parlor and said 'Give me a picture of that cow on the cheese 'cuz I love that cheese. Give me that cow on that cheese'. See this? That's right it's the bannana lady from the bannanas. I get drunk one night, and now my body looks like a grocery store. Dont get a tattoo. Play soccer."
shareI have one too......
"Mama, Feed me!!" Hahaaa....
xoxo Dee <33
Travis.Pasha.Neil.Mark.Matt. SYTYCD <3
All one quote:
"It has to look like an accident"
"What does?"
"The accident."
,,,and you will know my name is The Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
"SEE YOU IN A YEAR *beep* McGuirk
"You should start the car and leave it running because we are about to make some seriouse enemys" Brenden
"You must follow us as we cry and man hug through the forest" Weird Hooded Guy
"We know you have a choice of camp. We know there are a world of camps" TMBG
"What am I 3 years old"
"Yeah"
"No"
"I mean no"
"Class"
"Film needs form"
"There is a lot of rhetorical things going on...and i don't know which ones the question" Brenden
I forgot exactly how it goes
"See Brendan...There's nothing wrong with lying to women...or the government...or god."
You have quoted one of my favorite ep. of Home Movies "camp"
..."Welcome to HELL" haha love when they start singing that.
We're in the eye of a sh_tacane ~Mr.Lahey
Coach McGuirk: "A couple of days I did. Alright, and I ran with a gang. The gang was called the Feelgoods. It wasn't the toughtest gang in the world... it was more like running with the cast of a broadway musical. Very annoying. Alot of freaky interpretive dance stuff - beads, makeup - in other words *drugs*, Brendon."
share''Don't put marbles in your nose, PUT THEM IN THERE, do not put them in
there!!!''
I'm sorry, there are kids waiting outside
Well, bring 'em in, i don't give a damn
When brendon takes the test and Mr. Lynch makes the drumroll and he still gets an F
All who want a vote say aye, all who think cloudchaser should crywalk say man
Spaghetti time
The boys explaining skunk scouts to Brendon
mcguirk: This sausage is probably eighteen years old... This sausage could vote. It could go to war and die for its country.
and whenever jason freaks out
also i love when coach mcguirk jsut randomly makes fun of melissa playing soccer
jason: always fun coming to the small's house
[WTF?]
The entire elk exchange from "Shore Leave".
"Let's go find out how hot dogs are made!"
"What are you trying to forget, Jason?"
"I'm a white boy from the suburbs--it's my DESTINY."
"I'll fix it in post."
Brendon: "Jason, I need to talk to you about something. I'll try to get through it quick because I know you have a short attention span."
Jason: "Race car is the same forwards and backwards Brendon."
Shannon: "I didn't go to my physics class today."
Mr Lynch: "And why is that."
Shannon: "Lets just say I had a problem with space and time."
Jason: "There, that's like a million pennies. Ha ha penny. Do you get it? Anyone? There's nobody here."
The whole scene in 'Shore Leave' when Melissa is freaking out because nobody is buying anything from her.
"Acted with face glitter."
(soccer team is carrying the new assistant coach off the field)
McGuirk: Why doesn't anyone ever carry me off the field?
Brendan: We tried one time, but you were too fat
McGuirk: What?
Brendan: I mean you were too drunk
McGuirk: Oh... yes, yes I was, but I am everyday, that's not an excuse.
Coach McGuirk: I'm not McGuirk. He lives next door. I'm McGuirk.
share'The question was "Who wrote Hamlet?" You wrote "The Pope's cousin, Count Pope-ula, a magical monster with pencils for arms".'
'I like that. I feel strangely, like, cheered up by your playing. It's a new awkward feeling I'm going to have to deal with I think.'
Melissa- 'Coach, are you drunk?'
McGuirk- 'Yeah, that's why I came to the mall.'
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-Dance away, while the bullets fly...-
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHO'S THERE
@#%$ YOU
Every time I hear that exchange, I can't help but laugh for a really, really long time.
Melissa's "What the crap" during the fairy princesses video was awesome.
The Wizard's Baker segment, rofl.
Oh, I don't know. I think just about every thing in this show is funny. I wish it was still being made.