ANYONE can die in a freak gasoline fight accident
sorry if this thread's been done already
A basic makeup kit can go a long way.
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Being able to turn right and left actually has a name
(Ambiturner) LOL
Abodiginies are'nt photogenic.
shareHerbie Hancock's "Rockit" is the perfect antidote to assassination-triggering "Relax"!
It takes a heap of cotton balls to clean up after a day in the mines! (What might have added to the joke would have been a pile of bottles of astringent. Perhaps male models don't use that stuff on their RRRGL faces.)
***ORDERS BEING TAKEN NOW***
Specially created hyperbaric chambers to preserve whichever~em~member you care to keep forever young (unless compromised by a really, really, ridiculously good-looking male model)
***CALL 1-900-DERELICTE*** (OOPS! That's too many numbers! So, which numbers do we take out?//Mugato says he'll get back to us on that after he has his non-foamy latte.)
~~MystMoonstruck~~
The correct spelling for day is actually D-A-I-Y-E
Laundry Date Winning Mexico Gary Coleman
A perfect Family Guy joke, I can see it now!
The main deterrent in considering a relationship is being too good looking.
Look real close coz strobe lights lie.
A eugoogoolizer is one who speaks at funerals.
~TLO#27
The devil wears Prada, and I wear nada.
Smoking Peyote for six days straight, will convince you that you rappelled down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly you slip and fall, just falling ahh ahh… never forgetting the terror
Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again expecting a different result
You is talkin' loco and I like it!
Moisture is the essence of wetness. And wetness is the essence of beauty. -Zoolander
The original Greek word for model means "misshapen ball of clay".
Derek Zoolander has five syllables.
Male models prance around in their underwear with their wieners hanging out for everyone to see.
Whatever you do, don't let Will Ferrell's pin get in the way of your ass.
I need my 1987 DG20 Casio electric guitar set to mandolin, yeah...
Katinka doesn't like snoopy reporters with lack of fashion sense.
'I suggest you and your Jacklyn Smith Kmart Collection outfit stay the hell away from Derek Zoolander!' Lol!
* Hand models are a different breed to the face and body boys.
* Larry Zoolander is a coal miner damn it, not a professional film or television actor
* Billy Zane should put a cork in it
* Mugatu invented the piano neck tie. What did you do? NOTHING!
Women love when you goose them, as long as you yell, "TUSHY SQUEEZE!" first.
The Falcon flies
Mugatu is a dick!
Oh, and it looks like you 'leanred' your spelling from Zoolander as well...
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The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live