What I leanred from Zoolander - Zoolander (2001) Discussion

[–] trevor-136 16 years ago

You can contract black lung after just one shift down the mines.

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[–] Voice-of-Discernment 16 years ago

3. The fashion industry is responsible for every political assassination in the past 200 years.

...Life is hard and then you die...

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[–] Cindi_Lightballoon 16 years ago

4. even a supermodel knows what an eugoogly is

www.arresteddevelopment2009.com

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[–] BeBenNova 16 years ago

6. Models dont think for themselves

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[–] uzielis 16 years ago

A plastic cup will escape unscathed from a flaming gas station even after an explosion.

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[–] Falconwings14 16 years ago

Maybe there's a lot more to life than being reallyreally, ridiculously good-looking...

Rock and roll is a prostitute...it should be tarted up.

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[–] Everchosen 16 years ago

Hansel is so hot right now.

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[–] inkandskin 16 years ago

moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

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[–] dumpdove 16 years ago

A building made for ants must be made at least three times bigger to fit humans.

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[–] Agent_of_Latveria 16 years ago

"Earth to..." doesn't really mean, like, you are in a control tower trying to reach outer space aliens or something.

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[–] smhassanr 16 years ago

coal mines should be well ventilated

music can provoke you to kill the malaysian prime minister

you can pull underwear out without removing ur pants

some ppl cannot turn left

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[–] jhank-1 16 years ago

male models don't know how to use computers and also think that they are filing cabinets

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[–] gypsy77 16 years ago

An Orange Mocha Frapuccino will realp help me sort through these important issues.

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[–] micjeremy 16 years ago

There is more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking.

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[–] intelligentsupermodel 16 years ago

Mer MAN!

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[–] superpill7 16 years ago

A foamy latte will leave you farty and bloated.

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[–] britsuperrman 16 years ago

It is possible to Dere-lick your own balls.

Regret nothing, fear less. -John Cena.

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[–] kittenkrushers 16 years ago

David Bowie may be of service during a walk-off (if no-one has any objections)

"Warlocks are enemies of God! Harry Potter would be put to death!"
- Old Klingon Proverb

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[–] laviniaa 16 years ago

listen to billy zane, he's a cool dude

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[–] Apex57 16 years ago

If a computer looks broken, the harddrive is damaged beyond repair.

OR

If you smash a computer, the files are gone too.

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[–] The_Cackling_Stump 16 years ago

Being bulimic means you can read minds

"We're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours; let us in!"

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[–] bring_back_Pluto 16 years ago

eight days without sex is a really long time

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