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What quotes do you use in daily life?


I personally use "your dead to me, your more dead to me than your dead mother" all the time. It's not said in a humerous way in the movie but me and my friends use it all the time.

What quotes do you use most in daily life?

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What is this?! A center for ants!?!

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I use "claymation dude" quite a lot, especially when I forget someones name! And of course everything good is always so hot right now!

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"Sounds cool."

"Listen to your friend Billy Zane."

"Blue steel."

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"You think you're too cool for school? Well guess what walter Kronkite...You aren't."

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I now pronouce it you-google-e

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I say "What have you done Derek?! Nothing! NOTHIIIING!" to my brother Derrick haha. & then me & my brothers say "so hot right now" about random *beep*

"Why do we fall sir? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up."

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Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?

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"for *bleep* sake..its a casserole sheila, it'll stay!!!"

"Troubled childhood? If you consider a 9 year old kid with a 35 year old girlfriend troubled."

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Hansel, so hot right now, hansel

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"Sting would be another person who's a hero. The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that."

"If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

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Just because you're too stupid to understand it, doesn't mean it's a plot hole

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Several years ago I was in a community theatre production with some friends. At a rehearsal, the director brought out a small foamcore model of the stage set to show to all of us.

As if on cue, one of my friends said "What IS this? A stage for ANTS???"

The director really didn't get it, and started to respond. Another friend cut her off with "I don't want to hear your excuses! It needs to be at least.... three times bigger than that!"

Naturally I couldn't just leave that hanging, so I added "how can we be expected to put on a play.... if we can't even fit on the stage?"

Well, it amused us three, at least...


Revenge is a dish best served cold.
-- Klingon proverb

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"the files are in the computer"

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