My favorite scene was when Hank went into the grocery store and took over the intercom. WHat he said, "Vagiclean, price check on Vagiclean. Isle 5. A little extra cheese on the taco?" We have a full-on fallopian fungus. She is baking a loaf of bread, and I think its sourdough." Still cracks me up.
shareEh, that didn't make me laugh, but to each his own. My "laugh-out-loud moment" was the cow scenee.
shareI like the part where Charlie was in New York and he took his pill and everyone was looking at him wondering whats wrong with his face.
shareThe Irene-photograph and lotion scene was pretty damn funny.
shareThe bathroom scene where he was pissing upward into the air was the best. Then when he takes down the picture to attempt to deflect his piss downward, that was hands down the funniest scene. lol
shareit's hilarious when he sees the hand lotion he unintentionally squirts some on the wall :))
shareI thought that scene where Charlie "and" Hank fights "each other" was so hilarious xD
shareI thought the deleted flashback scene when Charlie asks Irene why he's peeing like he's been having sex all night,then Irene sits up in bed,and remembers hank going at it like a madman.I can see some of Carrey's earlier manic styles in that "Riding" shot.
"How do you know my name..?"
..."It's stenciled on the back of your shorts". {"\ (*_*) /"}
when he sucked the ladys tits!!!!!
Yippee Ki Yay Motha *beep*
The funniest part for me was the bathroom scene in the motel. "Why am I peeing like we had sex all night long?"
On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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"he put 12 bullets into a prize cows head. poor thing's lucky to be alive"
shareAll of "Hank's" interactions with women!
breast feeding, "Vagiclean", all the scenes with Irene...
Hank and Irene are 20ft. away from the ledge of a cliff, and Hank grabs Irene from behind with his hands on her breasts... "Look out!.. Thought you were going over the ledge."
Hank: You know, I think you're a very special unit.
Irene: That's sweet.
Hank: I hope we get to know each other better.
Irene: Yeah, me too.
Hank: Do you swallow?
Irene: **SLAP**
Irene: I never wanted to sleep with you, Hank! Okay, you tricked me!
Hank: Yes, I tricked you. It was deceitful, it was disgusting and despicable. But just for once, see it from my side... I was horny.
Hank: What's wrong, my little pussy fart?
The fight with the limo driver was classic as well!
Charlie: "Do you people take checks?"
Limo Driver: "He don't think a black man knows how to cash a check! Ain't that 'bout a BITCH!"
Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a *beep* how crazy they are!
my little pussy fart! lol!!! ^
fried ice cream is a reality
Me too. I laughed embarrasingly hard in the cinema at that scene especially him holding his ass.
shareDefinently Cottonmouth scene, or when he says to the guy smoking, "Well *beep* my O zone!"
"Give them nothing, but take from them, EVERYTHING!"
- King Leonidas, 300
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When he's with Irene in the office at first before he meets her and he's drinking and he starts laughing I guess and spits it out and tries to cover it up lol. Idk why I laugh at stupid things like that.
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