Favorite Lines/Parts???

Remember the Scene, where very shortly you see a sperm cell on a pedestal with the words "OUR FOUNDER" on it?

That was the funniest thing for me in this movie.

I really enjoyd the part in the armpit

the final fights are allways the best.

Where did you see the our founder statue?

its weird that nobody metions this one: when Shayne gets out of the school bus and goes to uncle Bob to ask him why Frank's car is pulled over. Uncle Bob says "It's going to be okay" and starts crying really fakely.

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I love anything Thrax says, does, or thinks, but the moments when your attention isn't really supposed to be on him (when Ozzy is giving his "bad booty shakin' Pickonosis" alibi and in one shot with all the germ henchmen in the front) are really funny. He always looks so horribly unimpressed.

The "Hairy Krishna" hair follicles in the airport are among my favorite background characters. They're cute.

Tom Colonic: *Sigh* The bowels. Didn't always use to be this way, no, there was a time when eating right and excercising kept this area vital center of activity. *Passes a drinking bum who later tries to grab at his leg* But during Mayor Phleming's term we've seen rot and stagnation paralyze this whole neighborhood as well as the colon...and the sphincter. Well, I think it's time to get things moving again! I'm Tom Colonic. As Mayor, I would set long term goals like ordering salads, and eating bran. Mayor Phleming may think things are fine just the way they are, but I think that if we pull together and put in a little hard work, *background fart* a new Frank...could be right around the corner.
Billy: Um, Mr. Colonic? What's that smell?
Tom Colonic: Why that's the smell of change, Billy...*twists his neck violently* That's the smell of change.
(Can you tell I watch this movie way too much?)

The poster in the dream cinema, of Bob marrying Shane, titled "Your Worst Nightmare."

Frank (speaking to Shane through his nasty, infected toe): Don't...you...get...old. Listen to the toe. Don't you get old.

The two cells making out in said cinema, and another guy drinking.

Kidney Rock's performance.

Drix: I'm here to examine your irritated areas!
Ozzy: Whoa! Never on the first date, Drips!
Drix: That's Drix.
Ozzy: That's what I said.
Drix: No, I think you said Drips, with a 'P'.

The picture of Leah's face over a shapely calender girl hanging in Ozzy's locker.

The way Drix is constantly humming the Drixenol jingle.

Drix (after mangling his face for a disguse): What do you think? *Grin*

And lastly, "Mom says hi." No matter how many times you watch the movie or how repulsive Frank is, it's always touching.

There's very little I don't love about this movie.

Every time you read this signature, an orphaned puppy gets fed into a meat grinder.

I think anything that Thrax says is my favorite line, also this...

Ozzy: The Red Death??? What is that, some kind of taco sauce?

And this one...

Ozzy: Whoo! Next time, I'll play the bad cop!
Drix: You ARE a bad cop.
Ozzy:...
Ozzy: Yo! Who are you calling a bad cop?!

I crack up whenever I hear those lines! XD


"Some things you see with your eyes, others you see with your heart"-(The Land Before Time)