...this is familiar to anyone who watches Antiques Road Show.
You know those itinerant artists in the 1700s and 1800s who would go around the country and paint portraits of children for wealthy clients? The paintings all seem to have the same look. The children would always somehow have heads larger than normal, and arms shorter than normal. And they never really look like children.
I see "her" looking just like one of those paintings.
Either way, that is one ugly dude, especially when he smiles. Yikes.
He (she they) mentioned a girlfriend. Would not want to see that person. Might go blind.
Wait, what? This dude is dressing like a woman but has a girlfriend?? So the guy "transitioned" from a man into a lesbian?? Do men>>lesbians keep their junk? Why am I even thinking about this??????????
I guess so.
It seems that men get it all cut off.
Women have nothing to cut off. So they stay intact (hence the folly of pregnant "men").
I stand corrected. In Ben Shapiro podcast ep. 1401 he details from a gruesome and twisted New York magazine story how in Dr. Frankenstein fashion the female to male surgery is done. Only about 10% opt for it.
It's understandable why they cost 6 figures. (Hello Dems wanting to force the military to foot the bill for those who join)
While seeing what they end up with for a penis might be comical I'd rather not look.
Trans Woman Breaks Jeopardy Record, Proving Once And For All That Men Are Smarter Than Women
https://babylonbee.com/news/trans-woman-wins-jeopardy-proving-once-and-for-all-that-men-are-smarter-than-women/
Trans woman Amy Schneider broke a winnings record on Jeopardy last week, earning more than any female contestant in the show's history. Experts say this proves once and for all that men really are smarter than women.
"As a biological male, Schneider is once again proving the vast superiority of the male intellect," said MIT researcher Dr. Yamblo Figlenstrogg. "For better or for worse, this will be a huge boost for sexists and transphobes everywhere!"
Audience members were reportedly in awe to find that Schneider's dress and pretty hair did not negatively affect the functioning of her brilliant male brain.
"It was so inspiring to see!" said one witness. "Amy Schneider is shattering the glass ceiling for trans people everywhere, while at the same time installing a new, impenetrable, bulletproof glass ceiling for biological women that will never, ever be shattered. Take that, women!"
Unfortunately, Schnieder's Jeopardy streak was tragically cut short after being completely stumped by tonight's "3rd Grade Biology" category.
The Bee rarely disappoints...
Humor with an element of truth.
shareWhat's sad about today is that stories in The Bee are no more absurd than "real" news. Most of them could be published in The Times and nobody would question them.
shareIt has 5 o’clock shadow, a wiener and is hideous.
share I just read the interview Amy Schneider did and among other things, she says that she has a right to exist.
Well certainly! She should have all the rights of any citizen. But at the same time, I have the right not to buy into her delusion that she is actually a female because she likes wearing dresses.
If the criteria for female-ness includes skirts, then toga wearing Julius Caesar was a gal.
But, at the same time, Jeopardy shouldn’t be handing it victories it doesn’t deserve just so it can be the poster child of trannies, which it is most certainly doing.
shareFunny how, in the 1980s we had a pop star who looked like a girl named Boy George (put aside the many hair-metal rock musicians that looked like women).
No one ever called, or would ever call Boy George "she" or "her".
This person Amy is no more female than Boy George.