Mine is when Arnie were smacked up by Christine's stepmother...
Hehehehehehehe.....I laughed when imagined the almighty Terminator who can't be beaten easily in Terminator series is nothing for an old grandma...
He was striken by a piano, same with T2's scene where he is crushed by T1000 brutally...^^ of course not with a piano
HAHA, just reading some of the stuff that posters have put made me laugh so hard, such as....dun dun dun
"by:washing_machine,
The helicopter scene was so ridiculous, I was crying I was laughing so had. You just see Arnold coming down on that zip line with his arms outstretched chasing after some old man, plus I thought the old guy was just a random hobo, which made it tens times as funny for me. "
and...
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When Marge, shoots at Arnold and Christine and Arnold screams: " Jesus Christ, Marge, what the FHAKKK?"
"Compared to me, you're just a choir boy !!!"
"Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different? -Davy Jones"
You guys all have it wrong. The scene that made me not only laugh out loud, but disturbed me as well was the scene where Gabriel Byrne is having dinner at his Satans followers house (father, mother, daughter). Then there is a quick cut to him banging the mother and daughter at the same time. Honestly, who does that? Only Satan could get away with that. BLEEPIN' HILARIOUS!
Every other scene is a close second however.
I agree with you, that part was so funny, specially it came right the daughter ask her dad, the satan priest, "who is at the door daddy?", and next thing you know Satan is having a threesome with the mom and the daughter... talk about guess who is coming to dinner...
shareI just saw the movie again on TV and its just gets funnier every time
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Arnie's line to the choppa Where is he? He on the roof, so are we. Sky one where are you get the fhack down here. I was laughing my arse off.
easy wit da hardvare was funny, and the chior boy things had me rollen.
stupid was a crime you would get double life and the electric chair
"Between your Faith and my Glock 9mm.......I take my glock"
where hes mixing all kinds of *beep* in the blender(including alcohol) and goes "Well breakfast is the most important meal of the day" and drinks it!
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The "did you see him scene"! I reenact that scene ALL the time!
I am the ace of aces. "You have alot of girlfriends with big tities!?"-Zack
The choir boy scene, the scene where they find the tongue and his mate asks "why would someone cut out their tongue?" Arnie says "to keep from talking"
The scene in the church when the priest says by "12 midnight" and arnie says Eastern Time!!!!!! and the breakfast scene are to funny
The greatest trick the devil pulled, was making the world believe, he doesnt exist
shareWell Well Well Stingerblue, that old bs line, was also in the movie. But how about this...."the greatest trick the priests have pulled is making people believe religion is true".
great movie, loved the porcelain guy in the tube train.
Ok when Arnie brought the girl to the church for the first time, the father explained about prophecy and what it meant.
Arnie then goes
"STOP THIS CHURCH TALK AND TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!"
A.D.D. line loll
another one would be at his apartment during the "imagination." he first sees wife and kids and mentions that theyre not real.
Then the mobsters come in and he wastes whole mag on them then looks at the gun hole. Wow.
Arnold's attention span is really bad for someone who was supposed to be ex-police...
'He shot at you?'
'No, he shot at my client and I happened to get in the way'
'Who's your client?'
'That's irrelevant right now, what I want to know is why would a priest try to kill someone'