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Whats your favorite quote from ANY Austin Powers movie?

posted 17 years ago by IamUnwritten
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Hey if you could name any of your favorite quotes from ANY austin powers movie, what quote would be your favorite?

The spy who shagged me was MY favorite movie out of all of them. Heres some of my favorite quotes from that movie

Dr. Evil: Number Two, you look so healthy, and youthful. Frau, you look so... riiiiight.

Ivana: My name is Ivana, Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: Come again?
Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
Austin: Well I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?

Austin: Hello, Mummy. Can I have some chocolates? I want some Mars Bars. Don't smack my bottom, Mummy...
Felicity Shagwell: Austin?
Austin: Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.

Austin: Those are skin tight. How do you get into those pants baby?
Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.

[massaging Felicity]
Austin: How does that feel, baby?
Felicity Shagwell: Mmm, lower.
Austin: [deep voice] How does that feel, baby?

Dr. Evil: Mini-me, we do not gnaw on the kitty.

Frau Farbissina: [both on the Springer show] Scott,your are my love child with Dr.Evil.
Scott: I thought I was a test tube baby.
Frau Farbissina: Lies. ALL LIES!

[–] irockpaperscissors 15 years ago

Dr. Evil: You wanna be daddy, Number 2? You wanna wear the daddy pants? (then he hits him with the earth ball/ then #2 starts crying)

i die laughing everytime i see that part!

[–] sepsism 15 years ago

Get in my bellaaahhh!

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[–] racesgirl2000-1 14 years ago

Fat Bastard: (to Mini-Me) I'm bigger than you, I'm higher than you in the food chain now get in my belly

I love Philip Winchester and Scott Tracy like hell

[–] ZabyPS3 12 years ago

'Ferst things ferst! Where's yer *beep* I've git a turtle-head poking out! Honestly, a've got a crap on deck that could choke-a-donkey. Uch, it's squidgy!'

lol

'then, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forrest, wiiiiiiiiiiiiith.........a HERRING!'

[–] JSSTyger 12 years ago

1) GET ME THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!

Mr. President...

After I destroy Washington D. C. I will destroy another major city every hour on the hour--that is unless, of course, you pay me...

(DA! DA!)

...one hundred BILLION dollars!!

2) Gentlemen...

In exactly five days we will be one hundred BILLION dollars richer! MUHAHAHA...

MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!

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[–] debiler 11 years ago

Austin: *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
*eeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*
Computer: "Evacuation com..."
Austin: *p*
Computer: "com..."
Austin: *p*
Computer: "com..."
Austin: *p*
Austin: *...*
Computer: "Evacuation comple..:"
Austin: *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...*

I swear, just thinking about this makes me crack up under my work desk.

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I didn't like the Godfather, so what?

[–] Splarne 11 years ago

pretty much all of them.

if i have to narrow it down...

"i'm bigger than you, i'm higher on the food chain, get in mah bellay!"

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[–] TolerancEJ 10 years ago

One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

[–] TwoThousandOneMark 10 years ago

HOW BOUT' NO... ya crazy Dutch bastard.

[–] xMartyMcFlyx 9 years ago

I always like when Austin walks in to Felicity before he gives her the back rub, he walks in the room all casual and when he sees her he stops and goes "PAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Gets me everytime.

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[–] cratz2 9 years ago

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch."