Things I learned from Disturbing Behavior
1.) Reading Kurt Vonnegut books is a tell tale sign that you are hiding your genius.
2.) Teenage girls just need one look at Cyclops to become sexually aroused killers, whereas teenage boys require a blow job to achieve the same effect.
3.) If you want to get laid by Katie Holmes after the 15 killer psycho teenagers chasing you have been killed, all you have to do is say, "We're the only ones left" Then you can go off into the world and start a new human population from scratch.
4.)There is always a get-away motorcycle... if you're Cyclops.
5.)School janitors make their own revolutionary rat-killing technology.
6.) State mental hospitals are severely underfunded.
7.) You can get away with shooting cops if you have a good "throwing arm" and keep your fluids intact for the big game.
8.) High school kids get up and leave when there's a fight in the cafeteria.
9.) U-turns are a waste of time, especially when confronted by a pack of zombie kids blocking the road.
10.) Robotic lobotomized kids' eyes glow red when they're horny - and - student teachers apparently get turned on by a classroom full of inner city youth.
Please feel free to share what you've learned.