Underrated lines
"You already put a dent in my fackin' piano."
ROFL, one of the most underrated lines in the whole movie. And the way he says piano, it's like he says it "pianah", and he's so pissed over it, it's so random and funny.
"Heavy? What I wouldn't give to know heavy, you insensitive prick. Yeah, yeah, whatever, I'm going down the street for a cup o' coffee."
Also, that strange look Ted gives the hitchhiker, while he's explaining the 7 Minute Abs and the songs, Ted gives him this hilarious "WTF" look really quickly. Oh, and "I'm only waitin' 7 minutes! Your seats are making me itchy, man! What are they, made outta cactus?"
And finally, the therapist in the beginning of the movie who skimps out on half of Ted's...story, or whatever, and sneaks back in the office near the end of it, then he throws out "You know, rest stops are the bath houses of the 1990s, for many, many gay men. Anyway, we'll delve further into that next week....haha."
"He's just a dentist Kramer.
Yeah? And you're an anti-dentite!"
-Seinfeld