Funny, underrated lines...


"You're workin' for him, aren't you, ya little *sh*t!?*

"This is just another one of his stupid little ploys!"

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is that hair gel?

~ TAKE the ticket!

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Ted battling the dog "take a little bit of that" as he gives Puffy a body slam.

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come on, cough it up Chumpers

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when Mary says to Ted "I'm tired of talking about stalkers. Let's talk about you" and he nearly chokes on the wine

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