Best quote EVER - Can't Hardly Wait (1998) Discussion

[–] SuperSonicX 16 years ago

Yeah, guess the directors/writers of this flick were attempting to pay homage to "Dazed and Confused", cuz the character Slater from D&C says:

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, when he'd come in the door, man. She was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

"Don't believe everything you hear on the radio." - Charles Foster Kane

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[–] Useless_Chick_23 16 years ago

LOL! I almost forgot about that!

"FRA-GEE-LAY. That must be Italian!"
"I think that says 'fragile', honey."

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[–] JessaCita 16 years ago

Yeah, I actually HATE that line because I always thought it was a rip-off of "Dazed & Confused." I cringe when he says it because it has never struck me as an "homage" to "Dazed," but sort of a joke stealing... Maybe I'm just cranky about it. :P

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[–] iJaymi 16 years ago

No, the best quote is:
"Damn, why you gotta waste my flava?!?!!!?" -Kenny

Somethin' heavy like a first day period.
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[–] BabyGrape 16 years ago

Mmm in my opinion the best quote was..

"I'll kick everyone's ass in this room!"

Theres no way to just pick one quote,they're all great!

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[–] webslinger316 16 years ago

"...and somebody in there called me fag!"

This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.

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[–] captain_werewolf 16 years ago

What are you laughing at?

Cheetah. Grrrr Grrrr GRRRRRRRRRRRRR

LMFAO.

.....MAn, we will. But her dad just got us ticketa to see Pearl Jam.

Well, when's the concert?

August.

August? Man, you guys......suck.

Willst Du, bis der Tod Euch scheide
treu ihr sein fur alle Tagen?
Nein!
Nein!

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[–] TreasureHunterGirl 16 years ago

webslinger316:
"...and somebody in there called me fag!"

Agreed! That line is funny as, especially coz he's almost crying.

IMDb Trivia: Jokes about preferring the mask side of his face to the regular side of his face.

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[–] JaySherman7 16 years ago

to this day, when my friends give me crap, I still yell,

"Why y'all gotta waste my flava?!?"

I think that's my favorite line.

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[–] MuthafknEddy 16 years ago

It ain't your fault you lack the flava!

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[–] courts0 16 years ago

"I'll kick everybody's ass in this room!" is classic, best line for sure.

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[–] mustangmolly 16 years ago

"You know what the say about women and trolley cars man...there's plenty of them in the sea."
Thank you drunk William haha

To live...to live would be an awfully big adventure.

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[–] SunNumberOne 16 years ago

"Remember a long time ago when you had to make that stupid speech in front of the school, and I kinda sorta tripped you? I'm sorry man...When was that anyway?

That was this morning at graduation..."

The way William says that cracks me up everytime...

Mr. Pink: You shoot anybody?
Mr. White: A few cops.
Mr. Pink: No real people?

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[–] manilookgood 15 years ago

"And Somebody in there just called me a fag." while crying. Haha, The best line easy.

You can feel for the guy but can't feel bad. His life completely changed at that point. Great Scene.

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[–] KillBillvol13 15 years ago

"Time is Honey"~Kenny...When I first heard him say that I was like WTF??

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[–] MrsDean_Winchester 15 years ago

Definitely too many to choose from. But I love "I can't feel my legs, I HAVE NO LEGS!" I wanna yell that everytime I'm drunk

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[–] Shuya_Nobu 15 years ago

In the commentary they reveal that the Velma line wasnt in the script and that they THOUGHT he came up with it as improv. Then they found out it was from Dazed and Confused and were like "Oh..." so yeah that was just him improving with Jason Segal.

My favorite line?

"Yo, you really thing he gonna hizzit the skizzins?"
"Hell nah, that boy aint got no game."

The short one's gawking at me and the tall one's being very droll.

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[–] ctex 15 years ago

Another poster already wrote about, "I can't feel my legs....I HAVE NO LEGS!!"...that's a good one! My favorite scene after the "no legs" scene is when you see a few black guys at the party just hanging out talking, music is playing, people in the background are dancing, and Kenny's two white gangsta buddies walk up, give the "high five me" hands up sign, and the one with the knit caps hollers out, "Yo, Boyz, wussup with my n i g g a z!?!" The party comes to a screeching halt, the record player comes to a screeching halt, it's dead silent throughout the entire room, and everybody's staring at Kenny's two buddies. The black guys start to look at Ritchie Koolboy and friend very angrily, Kenny's two buddies all of a sudden realize they crossed the line and start to look very nervous, and then they both take off like a bat out of hell and the black guys go after them...then the party instantly returns to its raucous state of being, people are drinking and dancing, music is playing, just like nothing even happened...took a while to write that all out, but I think that's one of my favorite parts!

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[–] danielle81587 15 years ago

The poster who said they always thought of the "hip, hip lady" line as joke stealing. I always felt the same way. But when I was watching it the other day, I was thinking about how that guy is like a total stoner, so "Dazed" would be one of his favorite movies. Therefore, it's realistic for him to have used that quote. I steal jokes from Family Guy, Friends, etc. on a regular basis and no one ever notices. I mean, occasionally someone does. Or, sometimes, I admit that it was stolen if I get a big enough laugh from the people around me. But it happens in life, so I now support his using of the line.

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[–] sixpetite 15 years ago

DON’T DRINK THE BEER!

THE BEER HAS GONE BAD!

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[–] FullFrontalMessiah 15 years ago

Mike Dexter is an a**hole.

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[–] Bizarro_Shiz 15 years ago

Some drunk guy waiting in line for the bathroom- "Let's all go pee in the pool!"

Different drunk guy- "Yeah!"

My personal favorite

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[–] Screen_Queen 15 years ago

"What do you guys think about a reunion?" 2 secs after they broke up lmao

Also the angel stripper: "Oh I'm the weird one? You're the one calling Barry Mannilow from a phone booth at 2am!"

And everytime the girl whose party it is shows up. She was hilarious. And the yearbook girl! lol

"Tool up, honey bunny. It's time to get bad guys."

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[–] JaySherman7 15 years ago

the best quote is one that's often missed. the camera is following Amanda as she's leaving the party and she passes a guy with a six-pack box on his head. after the camera passes him, you can hear him say,

I'm the king of beer!

that's hilarious. that and my signature

Somebody in there called me a fag!
-Mike Dexter

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[–] vichitra 14 years ago

i always like the one where this girl who convinces everybody to sign yearbook and the fellas says " Get A Life Bi*ch!!"

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