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Funniest parts

posted 18 years ago by ivgaba
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There are plenty, but my favorite is when boy Vincenzo makes the other boy who was mugging the girl look dumb, and then he says something like "Never quit your studies", and both look to the camera with cheesy smiles and nodding. LMAO. Hilarious!

Also, right after that, the girl tells boy Vincenzo to think of a wish because of the shooting star, he closes his eyes and her boobs get bigger! And he's happy; clearly his wish came true. Some wish, boy.

Did you like this parts? What are yours?

[–] kpowerful 17 years ago

The Chief in line at Ellis Island saying "But I had reservations"

In the beginning at the casino when Tony says "The smart people just mail us the money,save on plane fare"

The botched magic act when the woman's leg is sticking out of the tiger's mouth.

Tony says at the casino " We have happy hour for senior citizens and the mentally ill"

LOL!!

[–] fournote 17 years ago

I liked the bit where they threw a vase against the wall and it shattered, then they did the same thing with a dog. I was not expecting it to break like that.

[–] pea83 17 years ago

The funniest part by far is when they're feeding Tony Cortino fruit. Not because everyone starts spewing but his face just cracks me up. (I don't usually laugh at burn victims but it was hillarious)

[–] shani-3 17 years ago

The opening credits, a dead-on parody of "Casino", literally had me in tears!

Also, when Anthony catches his wife naked with his brother Joey, and Joey's "member" is so big that every time he turns around he knocks something over!

now I gotta rent this movie again!

You give a little love and it all comes back to you.

[–] MisterJeff 17 years ago

The newspaper that says "Anthony Cortino Kills Everybody" and when the girl throws the dog and it shatters on the wall like glass.

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[–] Diss_Oriented 16 years ago

Yes that part was hilarious.... so tasteless and wrong, but soooo funny.

I loved the parts where Lloyd Bridges' character was lamenting the passing of the "golden age" of gangsters and the rise of narcotics.

"We used to just kill and dismember people.... now it's all drugs! Where's the honor? Why go on?"...

"Drugs don't taste good, you can't put them on cereal. Why would anyone wanna invest in something like that?"

[–] acmilan03c1 16 years ago

Although this is generally a rather weak entry in the ZAZ repertoire, it does have its' funny moments. One which hasn't been mentioned here that I thought was pretty cool is "Run, florist, run!" - nice build-up!

[–] rqiao 16 years ago

dumbass brother buzzing the wrong people when he tried to get the one who was cheating at the casino

jumping on top of all the people at the wedding when his father gets shot, then getting passed a bottle of water on the way.

classic

[–] mikeom01 15 years ago

when tony comes out of the bathroom all wet and says..."el nino" ...i remember that scene they're spoofing from the godfather....

[–] amdm92 14 years ago

I'm suprised no one named the scene where his wife was throwing all kinds of objects and Jay Morh character says "thats why we don't have nice things, Pepper"

[–] u_mano 14 years ago

IL PACINO is my favorite.

[–] Doc110894 11 years ago

Forrest Gump parody: "I named him after his mother."

[–] blaque108 11 years ago

I like that part too where he introduces his son to Diane. Then he tells her his name is Diane also. I was like what the hell....lol.

That last scene as Barney the purple dinosaur

I like that part where Flo Jo was running next to the guy.

[–] lixom 11 years ago

Chucky scene, youre welcome! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNb4jO42m_0

[–] Michaelnlori 8 years ago

I always crack up at the scene at the end where the fat mafia hitman does the "Lord of the Dance" act-he's so serious about it.

[–] jlam888 (643) 6 months ago

The only remotely clever gags was the Godfather spoof of giving a drink to his brother and Applegate finding out that she was a mother :)