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Funniest parts

posted 18 years ago by ivgaba
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There are plenty, but my favorite is when boy Vincenzo makes the other boy who was mugging the girl look dumb, and then he says something like "Never quit your studies", and both look to the camera with cheesy smiles and nodding. LMAO. Hilarious!

Also, right after that, the girl tells boy Vincenzo to think of a wish because of the shooting star, he closes his eyes and her boobs get bigger! And he's happy; clearly his wish came true. Some wish, boy.

Did you like this parts? What are yours?

[–] reggie550 18 years ago

Ya, he tells him to "Stay in school" then they both smile and nod. I love that part too.

[–] weyrleader-1 18 years ago

I have a multitude of them...

Say Hello to my little friend...then Deep Roy jumps out from under the robe.

Yes Diane, you're a mother.

The compys with eating utensils

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The whole funeral was a blast too.

There's more, I think I'm going to pull it out and watch it.

[–] wingfoot2388 18 years ago

"DO YOU HAVE ANY SICILIAN IN YOU?"

"...NOT SINCE LAST NIGHT"

i was dyinnn of laughter at that part

[–] ms-pino 18 years ago

The sheeps:

"Look at all the colors, great sh!t!"

Couldn't stop laughing. Or the part right after/before, with the tree getting hit in the background which falls dead to the floor. Loved it!

[–] rickamortis 17 years ago

The tree falling over made me laugh so hard I fell off my couch. It reminded me of a similar joke in Top Secret!.

That and the random Illegal "Alien" in the boat when Vincenzo swims to America were my favorite jokes.

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[–] donmassimo2004 18 years ago

the part where vincenzo crashes his bike into the "got vino?" ad.

and the part where vincenzo's mother blows up the hotel goes without saying.

[–] UnknownMan4 18 years ago

When Tony shoots the guys in the restaurant and the cop takes a last bite and wipes his mouth before falling over dead.

[–] Royal_Messup 18 years ago

One of my favorite parts was when they are all eating at the table and the fat guy Jim Belooshi takes a pitcher labeled "Cholesterol" and pours the green fluid on his spaghetti. LMAO

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[–] searchanddestroi 18 years ago

I Watched It Once Long Ago (When It Came Out) And Haven't Had A Chance To Re-Watch It. (I'd Love To). But I Remember Laughing At The "You're A Mother" Part, And The Fact That The Boy Was Called Diane (Like His Mom!!!). The Part Where The Newspapers Roll Through The Screen And One Says Something Like "Newspapers Appear Flying Around The Cathedral". The "Stay In School" Bit Too.

[–] scarfaceyeyo5 17 years ago

my favirate part is when his brother or whatever he was started yelling when the guy wanted to get them in the coke buissness like suck my big italian soasage and shut your slimy gin spizzass or whatever hae said i rewinded that part thousands of times lol

[–] htabery01 17 years ago

So I've seen this movie probably 15 times but not for a few years now. The first 5 times I saw it the olives miraculously changing from green to black all at once made me laugh so hard I cried.

[–] maxpayne4664 17 years ago

When the stripper on stage does the flip and flies to the bar.

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[–] collingossard 17 years ago

did you kill those men?
No!
Oh...Whoops, im going to go get some frozen yogurt

[–] bateman1212 17 years ago

the swimming pool scene where jay mohr unleashes his sweet fake mullet, then the terrible dive he does into the pool ahahahahahahaha

[–] shark90-1 17 years ago

i'm surprised that no one said anything about the scene with the eskimo killing Barney.

[–] forza99 17 years ago

The last line of the film that i beleive is something like this: " What we do is for the good of humanity" and then the eskimo kills Barney while he is watching porn.

That was priceless

[–] BrotherNumpsie 17 years ago

Unknownman4

awww i was gonna say that bit but you got there first!
That part had me SCREAMING with laughter. wow what a great movie

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[–] Robert_Scott 17 years ago

A few parts I liked besides all the dandies listed were when Chuckie robbed his grandpa after he assassinated him. The menacing laugh as he grabbed the Rolex and wallet was hilarious.

I also liked the part straight from Casino when Anthony and Joey were trying to catch the cheater but Joey ends up zapping everybody else except the guy they were after.

It was funny when Anthony runs across the yard to put that pillow under Vincenzo's head after he gets shot. Plus you gotta like that huge check Anthony was writing at the end made out to"The Bullet Store"

Pretty much anything Lloyd Bridges says and tons more.

[–] sgtslahter 17 years ago

The "Stay in School" part was genius, pure genius.

[–] stormkingfan 17 years ago

In the beginning, in Italy, young Anthony checks out the record player. He stops the record with his hand and the next thing you know, he's dancing as he's working the record hip-hop style. I always laugh there.

[–] LadyLudo 17 years ago

I'm surprised nobody mentioned the opening sequence at the casino where all the gamblers are playing chutes n ladders and candyland! that had me in stitches jajajaja

[–] budt3 17 years ago

Where the brother shoots the big guy at the wedding with a big gun, and Deep Roy with a derringer

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[–] matthewmonkan 17 years ago

I thought the guard sheep were pretty hilarious, and when that one guy is on the ground and gets his face run over by wagon wheels repeatedly.

Also, when the fat guy in the restaurant drops his head into the table after he gets shot, the whole table splits in half and flys into the air - great stuff.

[–] freebird1839 17 years ago

i liked the opening credits when the car explodes and you see him playing basketball in the flames and swiming lol . or when he arrives to the wedding and gives the guy a present and the guys like " wow! a north korean!"

[–] master_bait420 17 years ago

my favorite joke was when the dad gets his son the "puppy".
Mother: that must have cost you a fortune!"
Father: "yes, but look how happy the boy is."
*shows the boy trying to shake the biting rat off his finger*

[–] shark90-1 17 years ago

i almost forgot about the scene where the guy shoots the tree. i always die at that part.

[–] budt3 17 years ago

I always get a kick when the donkey sh*ts him out, and he says "I had a hat" and the donkey expels it for him.

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