Favorite Line
"That man could weave horses#!+ into Egyptian cotton!"
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"I am what you call nuevo riche.......but it is the riche that counts"
shareKelso to his agent: "This place is fantastic; it's like "Gone With the Wind" on mescaline. They walk imaginary pets here Garland, on a ****ing leash, and they're all heavily armed and drunk. New York is boring."
Either that, or when, after Billy Hanson breaks a bottle and threatens Jim Williams with it, then storms out...
Completely stoic Willimas: "Uh, that there's Billy Hanson; he works part-time in the shop, and can on occassion be quite the colorful character."
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"from my top to your bottom from your bottom to my top, from your middle to my middle"
share"so sit down and tell me your life story, sport"
shareJust about anything Joe Odom says
and I love Mandy's "Prevention is better than the cure" encouraging John to have a drink
"That is your polite way of asking if I come form money."
nice socks, man.....
I love the first part of that. It was great. xD;
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"Sport, truth, like art, is in the eye of the beholder. You believe what you choose, and I'll believe what I know."
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