Funniest Part?


I think the funniest part to this movie was when one of the guys was telling the story about eating *beep*! Or with the crazy indian. What's your favorite parts?

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Leslie Edwards: "Have you ever been in love, Mr. Hunt?"

Bartholomew Hunt: "Oh I've had my head under a petticoat or two ;)"

Leslie Edwards: "Must you and the others reduce everything to their crudest terms?"

Bartholomew Hunt: "Uh... I thought I cleaned that one up pretty nicely there for ya"

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IMO everything involving Bidwell is gold, I especially love the scene after he's been mauled by the bear, its been a while since I've seen it but it goes something like

Bidwell "I've been to hell and back! Now I imagine you'll form a hunting party to slay the terrible beast?!"

Leslie "We could do that, but in ohhhh about 10-15 years the ravages of time will do far worse than we ever could."

Bidwell "Revenge is sweet!"

Yeah I know I probably butchered that scene brutally, and then of course comes the ear part.

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In the Place where Hunt goes for provisions and the guy says to him

"...Excuse me sir but you smell like something that has passed through a sick old lady...."

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i think my favorite part is when they go down the river and into the waterfall...farley and perry's expressions are so HILARIOUS..omg
"and i believe him when he says the worst is over (gun shot) maybe when i said the worst was over i spoke to soon"
"MIDWELL GET DOWN"
haha

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the end: when they get to the pacific and all start to say things like, "well, let's go home. alright." should've ended the movie with that.

but the eagle scene and 'revenge is sweet' are hilarious as well.

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I have a few:

-When they all start shooting at the squirrel.
"IT'S GOT SOMETHING IN ITS HAND!!"
it's also great when hunt is telling about the animals.
"I seen a badger with paws the size of frying pans. They'll rip your right off, just right-theres nothing you can do about that!"

-When Hunt says
"Well uh, I've had my head up a petty coat or two * wheezes * "
and that whole scene is just hilarious!
"Oh my god...alright, from here on out, you keep your distance."

-When Edwards takes the medicine, and when Hunt has to get the Eagle egg, classic!

-When Higgins tells the story about the sheep *beep*

-When Edwards is trying to teach hunt how to read.
"This is the upper case,A!"
"ah, the, upper case,A"
"and this is the, lower case..a!"
"the..l-lower case..a..*makes weird noises*"
"the is the upper case-"
"ENOUGH!! DO YOU WANT MY HEAD TO EXPLODE?! THATS ENOUGH FOR ONE NIGHT!!"

-There's more but those are the ones I've thought of.

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"you know the old saying, white water in the morning"
That part was hilarious because it was basically pointless, and also
"whos idea was the corn?"
i laughed for hours after those parts

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Here's one for ya:

"The only one flourishing seems to be Pratt, who has eaten what remains of his straw woman."

"You do realize this woman of yours is made of straw?" "Oh yes, sir. I figured that's why she burned so easy."

"She said she didn't mind if I smoked, and I BELIEVED HER!"

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I loved the part when Edwards was giving a speech before embarking on a great journey.

SOME GUY: What against the current?

EDWARDS: Well... yes that's where we're headed

BIDWELL: We could go to New Orleans instead

GUY: OOH!

EDWARDS: Well I...

EVERYONE EXCEPT EDWARDS AND HUNT: NEW ORLEANS NEW ORLEANS

EDWARDS: FINE! If you all don't want to share the nature of this young country then go right ahead

(Everyone leaves and some stay behind and Hunt pulls out a gun and fires)

HUNT: The next man to leave for New Orleans WILL DO SO WITH A LEAD BALL IN HIS BACK!!!!!!

CLASSIC ABSOLUTE CLASSIC!!

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That film is so fricking hilarious, saw it for the first time recently: I was on the floor from start to finish, here are some of my avourite bits which weren't mentionned above too much.

At the start, when Edwards comes to Hunt's rescue: "Faster! Faster! But not too fast!!!"

Also that bit where they give the eagle egg medicine to Edwards and he does those weird moronic spasms, so funny.

That ear thing: "It works!"
EDWARDS: "Well of course it works! He's standing right there"
oh and of course:
EDWARDS: "It doesn't work that way! It-it doesn't work anyway! And even if he did he wouldn't be able to TALK through it!!"

The scene on the boat where Hunt starts telling the men about the animals they could encounter, the noises he makes are hilarious.

This whole film is unjustly underrated, dont care what anybody says, its hilarious and i love it.


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lool, I had almost forgotten about the little "hoot"!

Theres also a funny bit just before Hunt starts talking about the animals, Edwards suddenly goes: "Ah! The animals!" and theres like a big silence. I love that.


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I'm just laughing right now, just reading some of you guys' replies! Anyways, my favorite part was the Indian slap scene!

(going from memory)

Edwards: Good day! I bring you wishes of peace from Thomas Jefferson, the great chief of the Whites.
Indian: [slaps Edwards]
Hunt: You've insulted him. You forgot to introduce yourself. [to Indian] I am Bartholomew Hunt, and this here is Leslie Edwards.
Indian: [slaps Hunt, thus causing his hat to fall off]
Edwards: I was told you speak English. IS THIS SO?
Indian: [slaps Hunt]
Hunt: WE WISH...TO TRY...oh, forget this. [slaps the Indian, which causes a "slap fight" between the three of them. Finally, in frustration, he grabs the Indian's shoulders and starts shaking him] WE COME IN PEACE...ON BEHALF OF PRESIDENT JEFFERSON, YOUUU...

I also liked:

Hunt: The next man who leaves for New Orleans WILL DO SO with a LEAD BALL IN HIS BACK!

Hunt: An old bag of bones like you wouldn't make it a hundred YARDS upriver.
Jackson: On my worst day, I could still beat the stuffing out of you...you puffed-up crow's cock.
Hunt: No, you couldn't.
Jackson: I know... Please take me with you. I must see the Pacific. Can you deny an old man his dream?
Edwards: I cannot, and I will not. Jackson...you may accompany us.
Hunt: HORSE'S ASS!
Jackson: Turd.

[Bidwell gets shot. Everyone ducks, yet Bidwell is still standing and talking]
Bidwell: When I said the worst was over, perhaps I spoke too soon. But now, surely-
[Bidwell gets shot again]
Hunt: BIDWELL, GET DOWN!
Hidalgo: I'm sorry, I was aiming for your head!

Edwards: Behold the angel from on high...
Hunt: Angel from on high...[looks into telescope and sees Fontenont scratching his ass]Oh, my god! From here on out, you just keep your distance, all right?
Edwards: What? [looks in telescope] No, No, No! Get out of the way, you big French oaf! ...Behind Fontenont.
Hunt: [looks into telescope, and instead sees a naked woman] WHOOOOAAAAAHHH!

I also loved Chris Farley's facial expressions when he first saw the eagle!

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How 'bout these:
1. Hunt: I name this here fork: "Pittsburgh Nellie" - A welsh whore who could do such things with her one good arm that I'd make you that thing on 'er neck. (followed by the wheezing laugh)
2. Hunt: I've had my head under a petticoat or two. Edwards: Good god, must you and the rest of the men reduce everything to it's crudest terms? Hunt: Actually, I thought I cleaned it up rather nicely for ya.
3. He's got something in his hand!!!!!!
$. Hunt: Puppy, you sons a b!tches!

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And what about Eugene Levy as the, ahem, "Frenchman"? Everything he says is hilarious! I mean, his accent is so bad and the way he says everything is inimitable. When he doesn't understand what a gauntlet is and he starts saying thinngs like "...gamblet?...", that's excellent.


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When he doesn't understand what a gauntlet is and he starts saying thinngs like "...gamblet?...", that's excellent.


That was funny.

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lol! I just thought of the one scene when Edwards says "Die you Spanish b*stards!" and then leaps out and falls in slow motion and hits the ground, right next to the Spaniards. Then Hunt hits them both in the head with a piece of wood and goes "Puppy, you sons of b*tches!"

"They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God." -Elwood Blues

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"As much haste as possible while maintaining a tolerable level of comfort. A man's life is at stake"
*Jonah whips the horses*
"Buh, buh"


Also,

"In the name of all that is good and pure NO MORE FOR TODAY!"



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The part my brother and I laughed at the most is

"I don't see how it's possible for the river to flow up and over those mountains."

"A RIVER can't flow up and over ANYTHING."

"Well, I guess our journey's over....YEEEEEEP."

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"Bidwell? Can you hear me?"

"Revenge is sweet!"

"I was looking at the moon..."

The "eagle nest" scene with farley is a classic.

"Nice little....twist on the ending...."

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lol, "Good God Lady!" that was a good one.
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I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.

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The whores stuffed with straw was my favorite. And he caught one of them on fire because he was smoking and burned the whore house down.

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I have tons of favorite parts:

1. Farley telling his fellow companions about wildlife animals. His descirption of the eagle, "And ounce there was this eagle. Awwh! Awwh!", is hilarious!2. All the shipmen shooting their amo at a cute little squirrel
3. Pratt asking if he can check on his straw woman
4. At the beginning where Chris is being taken to be hung and he is screaming till this woman tells him he'll roast in hell and he's all creeped out, "Good God lady.", and then he starts screaming at the guards again.
5. Classic! Chris's encounters with the eagle is hilarious! I really love his face expression the first time he's stealing an egg and he see's the eagle.
6. The barber telling Chris he smells bad and Chris is all smug and says "Prehaps I should take a bath too."
7. The bear bitting the one soldiers leg and he's screaming "The bear is worse! The bear is worse!"
8. Leslie telling Chris to look at his beauty through the telescope. Chris looks to see the French guy and he thinks Leslie is sick.
9. Chris finding out there was an indian path way from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the beach after he gets dropped into the ocean by the evil eagle.
10. Higgins telling his story about his brother eating sheep dung, priceless!


Gosh this movie is funny. RIP Chris, hope your having a fun time in Heaven.

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I don't know what's worse, the bear or my itchy nose.

THE BEAR IS WORSE! THE BEAR IS DEFINATELY WORSE!


funniest scene of all time

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The part that cracked me up specifically was "under the shade (arm motions) of an elm tree."

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The eagle part for sure. Farley is amazing.. sad he is gone, think of all the movies he would have been in.

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the reaction to the medicine

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every scene when farley laughs lol

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The reaction to the medicine cracks me up EVERY time.

I don't know why...but the way that Matthew Perry says "leisure time," really just makes me giggle. It may be totally stupid...but I love that.

"We are now the Knights who say...Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG, zoom-boing, z'nourrwringmm."

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Pratt introducing himself to the straw woman.

I AM THE ENDING MAN

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There was one scene where Hunt was about to get his tooth pulled out by the barber. He just sat there with a stupid look on his face, and the barber hit him in the head with a mallet. Then he started yelling at the barber and the barber hit him again. Physical comedy at its best.

Definitely the scene with the eagle, and the line "Who's idea was the corn?". And also the beginning when Hunt was about to be hanged.

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the part when they land in the idian village and mistake the crazy indian as the chief. Every time Hunt or Edwards talk, the indian slaps Hunt.


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Mine is the scene from when chikina takes a shower and Hunt sees fonteno also taking a shower

never underestimate the power of the mind

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I like when Higgins told the story of his brother eating sheep sh*t in his pudding, only for Higgins to reveal that he didn't have a brother, so Higgins in fact was the sh*teater. Classic.

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Guys, you gotta admit, this has to be one of the funnniest movies of all time

now all of you guys had the very best lines and god they are great

but yall forgot one little skit

where Bidwell gets shot, and Chris Farley Yells out "BIDWELL GET DOWN!!!", lol why doesnt anyone ever notice the TINY little rock he's holding above his head for protection!!! TOOOOO FUNNNYYYYYYY

that part KILLS me everytime, i can imagin how people dont realize just how funny that part is, its the smallest rock lol

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Yeah, that rock was funny. What always made me laugh about that scene was that, from the angle Hidalgo was at, you actually made yourself a bigger target by lying down than by standing up. Plus, once you lie down it makes it harder to run away.

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I first saw this movie when i was 12. I loved it then and i love it now (18), the only difference is that now i can actaully appreciate the art that is in this film. Farley's performance in this film makes me think he has the best facial reactions ever by an actor in a non-silent film. I dare say that his facial expressions even trump Larry's from the 3 stooges. I mean when he sees that eagle the second time, a deaf blind man would laugh at that. His face makes you believe that he just might have *beep* himself, then i *beep* myself from the hysterical fits i go into. I recently introduced my friend to this film (and all CG films) and he admitted that it was one of the best comedies he had ever seen.

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One small part in the movie that I thought was funny that no one has mentioned is in the beginning when Fontenot says he wants to bring his companion with him and then Chris Farley and Matthew Perry see that it's this hot woman and then Fontenot says "any man who looks at her will die" and then they both look at her and Fontenot gives this "uh-uh" gesture to both of them. That was funny.

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this was one of my favorite movies, i like the eagle part, and the drinking contest, and the bear scene, and the campfire story

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I particularly loved Edwards' reaction to the medicine (I wonder if it was unscripted), Fontenot spitting out Bidwell's ear ("'ee saw 'er breast!"), every line Fontenot speaks with that hilarious accent, of course the eagle and Hunt's expressions, Hunt's descriptions of the various wild animals (soon followed by the expedition wasting their ammo on a tiny squirrel), Edwards' lines spoken while delusional from the fever, Hunt learning the alphabet and throwing a tantrum at the upper-case B, Edwards objecting to Hidalgo's taking the Indian woman and Hidalgo sizing up Edwards ("Don't... take her! ...Take me, instead!" "Put your hands on your hips..."), everything with the Indian warriors, "Say puppy!", and probably lots more. Had great laughs throughout the whole film; probably one of the most underrated comedies of all time.

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I'm not talking about getting blind drunk. I'm only talking about a taste.

A TASTE THEN!

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Hunt: If you scratch your nose you WILL die!
Guy: I don't know what's worse, the itch in my nose or the bear!
Hunt: YOU WILL DIE IF YOU SCRATCH YOUR NSOE!
Guy: I'm gonna scratch it!
[Guy scratches nose and bear crashes in and carries him away]
Guy: OH GOD! THE BEAR WAS WORSE!

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That Part when Hunt just finished the bath and the flies are in the used bath water, While the man just looks at it in disgust. The Hunt goes, "Those flies were in there before I got in."

Freaking Hilarious.

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When the guy hits Hunt in the head with the mallet, and Hunt goes, "Ohh my God, oww, ahh, just put the mallet down!!!!

Every time he goes to get the Eagle egg and Hunt's face when he hears the Eagle screech.

Leslie: GOOOOOOOOAAAKKKK, GOOOOAKKK!!! And when he keeps twitching in the bed.

"The lower case "a". Ohhhhh God! UHHH!!
"Now let's move on to-"
"ENOUGH! DO YOU WANT MY HEAD TO EXPLODE?" FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! STOP!"

"Wait, I can read it, paa, caa, taa faa"
"My God man!, It says, "Welcome To Snake's Bend."
"Ohh, right. Snake's Bend. I almost had that one."

"Polish the pewter? Well, Jonas does that for me."
"Yeah, right."

"It's only a squirrel!"
"IT'S GOT SOMETHING IN IT'S HANDS! FIRE!"

So many more funny parts.

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How 'bout you get your own bottle!!!

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