How this film could be worse
Julia Roberts as Poison Ivy *shudder*
share-- A three way love scene between Batman, Robin and Mr. Freeze
-- Lens flares up the wazoo
-- Adding "Biff!" "Bam!" etc. in the fight scenes like the 1960's series
-- Literally bathing every scene in pink and purple neon
-- Hiring Philip Glass to compose the score
-- Tossing in even more villains like Man-Bat, Clayface, etc.
-- Allowing Akiva Goldsman the chance to write another hour's worth of lame puns and stupid plot twists
I think this film would be worse if Uma Thurman wasn't in it.
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