Everyone we shouldn't be too hard on tombo here. I can see it now:
Years ago young tombo was a tuna fisherman, a strapping lad who loved the sea and the happy creatures in it. He would sit and watch the dolphins frolick with glee near the boat. Then one day when all the men were eating dinner the cook Peg Leg look up with his one eye and smiled as he said, "I never had a harder time catching a fish than that dolphin today." Tombo was shocked and gasped.
"Why, honest and kind Peg Leg, why would you catch one of the most noble of creatures? They need to be free!" The cook only raised an eyebrow as he pointed to Tombo's now empty plate.
"Whatya mean boy! I been feeding all o' ya dolphine every day for the past year!" The men laughed and took huge mouths full of dolphine and chewed merrily. Young Tombo's face was crumpled in grief. He rushed onto the deck and flung himself to the railing to see his happy young dolphine freinds, but they were gone. Collapsing to his knees he reached his fists up to the sky.
"WHY!" He cried as tears ran down his cheeks. "Why God!?" After all this time loving his happy sea dwelling friends, he had failed to realize one thing. There was no dolphine safe sign on the cans they sold!
That day he flung himself into the sea and was found ten days later eating sea weed and talking to a dead crab. He was never the same...
We cannot hold such a traumatic experience against him.
We all use dolphine safe tuna Tombo, it's ok.
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