I’ve known Scots who boast about ‘that time I took a shyte on the pavement and got a bus home wi’out wiping my arse!’
And in this breakout Scottish film we have Renton stuffing suppositories up his ass without washing his hands, then going to ‘the worst toilet in Scotland’ where he unloads heavy diarrhoea, then pulls up his jeans without wiping, and fishes around the shit-filled bowl looking for his drugs.
Moments later we have Spud waking up in a bed full of his own faeces which he then splatters across the dining room, caking his girlfriend and her parents in his foul liquid shit.
All this happens within the first third of the film.
In Trainspotting 2 we get vomit action from Spud moments into the film.
In one of Irvine Welsh's books (author or Trainspotting) the characters would crap on a big piece of cardboard at their place of work every Monday to see who had the best weekend.
So, um, did you not read the part where I mentioned real examples from my own life in addition to what we see in Trainspotting?
Also, um, did you not read the posts by others backing up my theory?
And, um, your gay Englishmen analogy doesn’t equate to what I’ve observed about Scots I know in real life and their portrayal in cinema, so, um, fuck off and come back when you have a point to make?
You not understanding my point is not the same thing as me not having a point.
You provided mostly fictional examples and one anecdotal example and that is apparently enough to convince you.
My examples are all real, so if you aren't 100% convinced by evidence better than your own that all English men are cock sucking trannies, then you are a fucking hypocrite.
You not understanding my point is not the same thing as me not having a point.
Maybe, but in this case I fully understand what you’re attempting and that you have no point.
You provided mostly fictional examples and one anecdotal example and that is apparently enough to convince you.
I presented a theory based on portrayals of Scots in these movies and anecdotal examples from real life, and asked if anyone else has noticed the same phenomenon… and it turns out they have. So I would say a clear pattern is emerging of a Scottish obsession with faeces and vomit. You seem oddly sensitive to this observation. As another poster has speculated, you are probably Scottish or have family who are - the Scots are known for being uptight (and stingy), and you also exhibit irrational hostility to the English - another tell-tale sign.
My examples are all real, so if you aren't 100% convinced by evidence better than your own that all English men are cock sucking trannies, then you are a fucking hypocrite.
No, because I’ve already told you that your gay Englishmen example doesn’t equate to what I’ve observed about Scots I know in real life and their portrayal in cinema. You mentioned 2 gay Englishmen and a tranny, one could easily mention 2 gay Scots and a Scottish tranny - it doesn’t equate to my evidence of the Scottish scat and vom obsession.
Ironically this is ‘you not understanding my point’. There’s no hypocrisy on my part - you’ve just committed a false equivalence fallacy. Understand?
You Scots are as prickly as a thistle aren’t ya? You need to cool your boots and embrace your Scottish predilection towards shit.
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Why would they? The notion is absurd, completely lacking in evidence, and obviously the defensive reaction of a butthurt Scot uncomfortable with the mounting evidence that Scots love scat 🤷🏻♂️
I'd say English men's historical propensity for frilly clothes and powdered wigs, and the rottenness of their teeth being most likely down to chugging scores of cheesy cocks on a nightly basis is evidence enough.
I can see why they keep you Scots around though - wind you little red-headed rascals up and watch the fireworks 🤣
Now, don’t forget to wipe after hard rage-dumping on the English, my fiery Scottish friend, and check you haven’t had an accident in the front of your ‘skids’ after all your homoerotic fantasising, OK?
While we are talking about the Welsh, I count Welsh and English as almost the same because over the last 700 years so much English cum has been pumped into Welsh women that they are pretty much indistinguishable.
The only thing worse than being a bunch of lace-wearing fops is being conquered and fully subjugated for 7 centuries by lace-wearing fops.
Do you think the English put the Welsh down coalmines so they could have more time fucking their sweaty cross-eyed women, or do you think that they were fine just letting the Welshmen jerk their sooty microshafts in the corner of the room while they watched and they just put them down coalmines so they wouldn't have to listen to all the hideous phlegmy yodelling?
Here's another.
Is a Welshman just an Englishman failing at a Liverpool accent?
Do you think that the reason that there hasn't been a successful rebellion against English rule in Wales in 7 centuries is that the Welsh actually LIKE being England's little obedient cock fluffers?
Do you think that the only reason the English rulers of Wales ever chose to fuck Welsh women is that all the sheep in Wales (much more attractive, just prise any Welshman's lips off an English cock long enough to ask him) already had multiple STDs?
Do you think it was the above, or that they are easily mistaken for Welsh men?
You are not interested in logic. You want to keep licking them boots. Remember when I schooled you on the batman topic? Ever since then you have been getting even worse with your arguments.
Do you think anyone with functional eyesight finds the ruddy, slobbering, spittle-soaked, squinty potato-people of Wales attractive other than their own relatives and the English which are the same thing due to multiple centuries of them using their Welsh human property as their personal cumrags?
Do you think that Wales is called Wales because of all the "wails" coming from Wales about how England, a nation of frilly blouse wearing dandies, had such an easy time utterly defeating and conquering them?
Do you think that it upsets the Welsh that the volume of English ejaculate that is spewed onto their faces by multiple transvestites during any one session of begging for English pocket-change isn't what it once was as they get even less attractive every generation due to Welsh-English inbreeding?
I do not blame you for not remembering you got completely dismantled in our debate. I would try and forget it also if I were you. Remember how you said Catwoman should be white. Despite her being played by Eartha Kitt and not being white in the Year One comic? If it ain't white it ain't right.
They're the European equivalent of people from the rural South of The US, and ghetto dwellers in various parts of urban America. They pretty much live in shit from ages 0-18, and most subsequently have a tough time unlearning their degenerate ways, fitting in with the human race. It's ironic that so many of these walking billboards for White Trash and Ghetto Garbage in both Europe and The US have gotten up on The Great Replacement Bandwagon. They actually believe that having less folks like them around, and replacing them with Nigerians, Near Easterners, and East Asians who possess a zeal for literacy and high culture would = the fall of civilization
I always had a high opinion of the Scots, despite their stinginess and curious penchant for public defecation, but this poisonous little degenerate ☝🏻 isn’t doing much for their public relations 😬